Mark Lewis

@OptaJoe @premierleague Nor*

1 - Arsenal have become the first side in @premierleague history to neither concede a penalty or receive a red card in a single campaign. Focused.

@m_sutts Just feel for Alyson Rudd

It’s a shame West Ham had to go, some good pals support them and a decent London derby

@BBCMOTD If you say neither, you should say nor. You’re supposed to be the BBC.

A disciplined campaign from the champions 👏

Ange really nailed it. The meltdown across the press and social media following yesterday’s game has been equally hilarious and pathetic.

Best in the world

@MESTROmestro @MadJensAFC The difference is vast. You need to actually win something to qualify for the Super Cup. What did Arsenal win in order to play the community shield?

@MadJensAFC No difference between UEFA super cup and community shield btw

Community Shield is a trophy for every club except Arsenal 👍 it somehow saves Erling Haaland from a trophyless season but can't save Saka

There's a huge community of readers, listeners and well-wishers out there cheering Danny on. I'm sure he will feel the support of everyone. 🤍💙

@dannykellywords Wishing you all the very best, Danny. Get well soon

OK, so there's this... ✊️✊️✊️💊💊💊💚💚💚🔥🔥🔥

@SkySportsPL Your entire organisation is an embarrassment to sports coverage.

"You insist almost always with the same questions!" "Are we finished or not?" Igor Tudor with a spicy post-match interview 👀🌶️

Best in the world at Rainbow. Next.

@BBCMOTD You should be ashamed of yourselves peddling this bollocks.

Another reason for Arsenal to celebrate? 🥳🤔 Today could be St Totteringham's Day... and it would be the earliest it's ever been! 🗓️

@lukeaaronmoore At least he’s not trying to get people to invest in a cartoon ape any more.

I don't think getting into a prolonged media argument with Jermaine Pennant about how good you were as a player is the most dignified legacy for a player of John Terry's class. But then, if the cap fits I suppose

@Joezy10 @talkSPORT You never see him doing a video with any of his mates do you.

@talkSPORT Of course he releases a video bigging himself up. Surprised he didn’t brag about sleeping with more of his teammates wives as well 🥴

📊 "You have to get your stats right..." John Terry responds to Jermaine Pennant saying #LFC's Van Dijk is better than he was at #CFC! 👀 🎥 Via JohnTerry26 on TikTok

And that’s the real quiz

@stevek9KS1TV The irony is that it was Arsenal fans - famously all over social media and generally unbearable - who caused it to enter the modern footy lexicon by harping on about it so much when it was Tottenham who were finishing just short of the title. When it’s Spurs it’s fine, of course

If Arsenal lose this Premier League title, can we please retire the word “bottle” for five minutes? There’s a section of younger fans who can’t analyse a football match without throwing that word around. Back in the day you never heard it every five minutes. Teams didn’t “bottle it” they ran out of steam, they lacked depth, they picked up injuries, they came up against a better side. Not every dropped point is a psychological collapse. To call something the biggest collapse of all time, you need context: • How big was the points gap? • Were there major injuries? • Who were they competing against? • Did they crumble in direct head-to-head games? Losing a tight title race to an elite side isn’t bottling it. That’s football. Modern discourse has replaced tactical analysis with meme culture. Everything is banter now. But serious football conversations require more than one buzzword. There’s a difference between collapsing under pressure and simply falling short over 38 games. Football deserves better analysis than “they bottled it.”

@SpursOfficial Any chance you can sack yourselves next please? You’re killing this club.

The Club has taken the decision to make a change in the Men’s Head Coach position and Thomas Frank will leave today. Thomas was appointed in June 2025, and we have been determined to give him the time and support needed to build for the future together. However, results and performances have led the Board to conclude that a change at this point in the season is necessary. Throughout his time at the Club, Thomas has conducted himself with unwavering commitment, giving everything in his efforts to move the Club forward. We would like to thank him for his contribution and wish him every success in the future.

@TfL Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway

If you could add one brand-new bus route anywhere in London, where would it go? 🚌

@BBCLondonNews This is a new low.

BREAKING: Ex-Spandau Ballet singer found guilty of rape ➡️ bbc.in/3NW3V2t

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

@m_sutts 👎👎👎

@MrSparkleton Mate we don’t get any points in February

Tottenham Hotspur are in a relegation battle 100%