Tom Cracknell

@UnitedStandMUFC One man’s opinion

🚨“Under no circumstances should Michael Carrick get this job!” Strong words from Mark Goldbridge, who believes an interim spell wouldn't last and that Thomas Tuchel would be a far stronger option 🔥 Is ruling out Michael Carrick the right call… or yet another missed opportunity for United? 👇

@NaijaBallIQ @EPLBible Awful take: Henry: 4x Golden Boot winner, first player in Europe with 20+ goals and 20+ assists in a single season (24 goals, 20 assists). 2x PL Player of the Season, 5x French Player of the Year, 2006 World Cup Winner, 2009 Champions League Winner… and I’m a United fan

I would be hared for this truth. Thierry Henry sitting while Salah stands? 😂 Let’s put this in context for the Arsenal purists: Henry is a legend—228 Premier League goals, Invincibles, 2x Golden Boots. But Salah? In just a few seasons, he’s smashing records Henry never touched—fastest 30+ goal EPL season, African Player of the Year multiple times, Champions League heroics, and still breaking personal bests. Henry may have been Arsenal royalty, but Salah is rewriting history while legends sit. Maybe Henry should stand… but only to watch greatness walk past. 💀⚡

Who should stand for Salah to sit down? 🤔

I feel like Merino - WOL is a FPL joke I haven’t seen picked up yet

Imagine securing a ticket for Day 3 at the opening Ashes match… 🫣

@jonmahonshow While She Sleeps are the best at their merch game, the perfect DIY band. I’ve got sick jackets and shirts from them. Everything they make is mega, even their new rug!!!

Huge shoutout to @johnkrausphotos for helping me with where to set up my gear to get this shot. Couldn’t have done it without you! Here is the video of the pass. Thin clouds were annoying but it worked out! Get the limited edition print here: cosmicbackground.io/pages/ea_defea…

That’s an epic photo, you won’t see better 👌🏼

@TheNotoriousMMA Cute that you got your son to film it

@UnitedStandMUFC @HLN_BE Come on @FabrizioRomano

@UnitedStandMUFC @HLN_BE Due in Manchester. Same door to the plane 🤓

🚨 BREAKING! Senne Lammens spotted boarding a private jet to England earlier this morning. [@HLN_BE]

Wonder if Eddie Howe will get pelters from the media, he’s just taken 2 points from 9, or is that treatment just for the Manchester United manager?

@UnitedStandMUFC @SkyKaveh So do I tbf

💀 Chelsea value Alejandro Garnacho at £25 million. [@SkyKaveh] #mufc

@Complex Burgled

Brad Pitt lists the LA home that was burglarized. More info: complex.com/pop-culture/a/…

@Vitu_E Why in my head is in an Aussie accent too?

Hit in the dick "since 2006"

"in Tests" has sent me

@ManUtd sign her up!!! #Agyemang #Lionesses

@FPL_Harry Apps even worse

Use this as a dislike button for the layout of the new website 😭

€231M on Wirtz and Ekitike alone. Add Frimpong and Kerkez, and that’s €312M on just 4 players. Glad to see the Coutinho money’s still getting a run and they’re not “buying the league” as they once claimed others do.

This shootout is diabolical

@FPLGeneral Chloe Kelly

First name on your teamsheet?

Can’t lie, I thought by now I’d be getting excited about 3 or 4 good new prospects at the club. The lack of business is increasingly worrying. Not sold a single player and only bought one. It’s already rapidly turning to a season of dread, instead of excitement… #mufc