Tom Harrison, CPA

No better time to open the weather app

The Mamdani-fication of New York needs to be studied

Me to the Panda Express cashier today (she’s Mexican)

We have made it to Mamdani’s New York

@taliaontv I want to be romantic with you

How can you not be romantic about baseball.

Get Tiger Woods up and moving

@CoachDrakeNCSA This is a horrendous take and will mislead a ton of kids into being delusional and thinking they’re the next Mason Miller at their D3. Just enjoy your 4 years, get an internship during the summers, then get a job. There’s only 1 Mason Miller. There’s a lot of mid D3 players

Mason Miller freshman year at Waynesburg: 7.03 ERA Mason Miller sophomore year at Waynesburg: 7.16 ERA Just closed out the Dominican Republic during the World Baseball Classic If DIII is your best option out of HS, it's unlikely you are "too good" for that

Shouldn’t this guy be stealing the Declaration of Independence?

This whole j*b thing might not be for me

Trump blaming Joe Biden and Iran for high gas prices today @WBCBaseball @FOXSports @FoxNews

Anyone in need of purebred American contractors?

Short everything. There’s a bubble

Is this good defense by the Seahawks or bad offense by the Patriots?

“Worst performance in a Super Bowl” proceeds to get sacked next play

What’s worse, pitchers duel in the World Series or defensive clinic in the Super Bowl

How I feel ordering Taco Bell in Spanish at 3 am

The halftime show should be for Americans only and not Bad Bunny

Nothing screams I go to Georgetown like the guy in the top right wearing Canada Goose to play in a basketball game

Tonight I will be jumping off the Washington Monument

Nevermind. We just airballed a free throw

This Asian guy for @PortlandMBB is having his Linsanity moment against Gonzaga

This takes elite ball knowledge