Simon Colman

@ceefaux No

We don't think we're controversial or nasty or anything, but recently it seems that we're getting hardly any likes, comments or any kind of engagement here. It could be that we aren't funny, but there's 14k following this account and 0.005% of them interested. Do we pack it in?

#SSNThreeLions Chris and Daddy

@GeoffNorcott Spent the first few days of a holiday in the sun listening to The British Bloke Decoded and loved it. The 90's Football stuff made me laugh out loud. You sound like my funniest mates. Which I hope is high praise,but you haven't met them,so who knows. Highly recommend.

So proud to be the guest at this excellent @UKMensSheds event. If you're in the area #GetInvolved All the signs from the main parties suggest that making blokes healthier & happier is only going to happen if we drive it from the ground up.

@henrywinter @FA You Sir,are a buffoon. No offence.

#ENG have a terrific squad capable of winning the Euros. Southgate has to prove he has the required game-management. Only if he gets England over the line in Germany should @FA talk about extending his contract. If he doesn’t win, after 4 attempts, he doesn’t deserve to stay on.

We can't quite believe this is happening, but it is! CEEFAUX...THE BOOK. Full details below or visit unbound.com/books/pages-fr… to find out how you can get involved! Thank you to everyone who has helped us get this far!

@NevilleSouthall Fair play. By the way, your save away at Forest Green in the FA Cup when you played for my team @TUFC1899 still gets talked about amongst my mates. Irrelevant to your post,but I feel compelled to remind you of it. Hope yer well.

Just so you know I will always support trans people And I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like it My choice my opinion Not going to change my mind so if you want to hassle me I will just block you I support them just like I support everyone else ❤️

@MartinSalloway1 @TORQUAYTALK Good choice. TQ Beerworks is ace. Plainmoor wasn't.

@TORQUAYTALK Glad I gave it a miss. Meanwhile on the sea front

Thoughts on today Yellow Army? Which players stood out for you? #tufc

When @MrTrembly challenged me to get Tom O’Connor to hold a carton of Um Bongo. Tom not only obliged for photos with a carton but gave various poses for variety. And he gave back the Um Bongo at the end. Never questioned any of it, just laughed.

@iainlee @timolsky

@StephenMerchant @timolsky

A young me at the start of a career in broadcast and entertainment at the University of Warwick radio station. Advice for those starting out on the same path – keep going, you don’t know who might be listening. And have fun. #NationalRadioDay

@ceefaux @Milnerchris Stop wittering on

@Milnerchris Make sure it doesn't upset the wife, you know what day it is.

Bonus mid-afternoon repeat, based on the music currently playing here at CEEFAUX Towers.

Wow! We're less than 100 off hitting 7,000 followers! If you know anyone who might like our silliness please RT them your faves! We've started adding the most popular listings to the Highlights tab at the top of the page. Let us know if there are other ones we should add there!

@quantick Wanky answer. You're better than that.

@looksunfamiliar Insignia. I will never forget it. Never.

What advertising jingles are you still word perfect on, regardless of whether you actually *want* to be or not? Suspect there'll be a lot of votes for the Ever Ready - Power To The People song... timworthington.org/2017/09/08/loo…

@KevinToms My phone tells me I can't download it as its on an older version of android. Just thought you should know. I may be doing summat wrong

My Football * Manager is available on Android :) play.google.com/store/apps/det…

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@timolsky @BritishGasHelp What is gas?

@BritishGasHelp 8hrs later and it is still saying the same.

@BritishGasHelp Do you have an ETA on when the site will be back up and running please? Trying for almost two days now.

CEEFAUX Towers is v.excited about getting close to 3,000 followers & it being OUR 1ST BIRTHDAY in just over a week. To celebrate we'll have a new prize competition that will require very little effort on your part but could win you some 'well-wicked CEEFAUX merch' - details soon!

@ceefaux Played by John Ice?