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There’s a voucher for a free McDonald’s Flat White in today’s Metro. It’s pretty cold outside, and there’s lots of homeless folks out there who I’m sure would love a hot drink (and at no cost to yourselves). Londoners unite - you know what to do!

Anyone having issues with Hyperoptic Internet?

Something definitely happened offscreen, didn’t it? 👀 Adam does NOT want to be there #imaceleb

Man they all seem so deflated, don’t they? #imaceleb

So that’s the death-knell of #imaceleb being broadcast live again then 🤣

@RyAdLamb Gogglebox is giving me a good insight

@MrWayneyB x.com/OorRoy/status/…

So I’ve not watched #imaceleb this series but just switched on the live final and saw David Haye saying Adam shouldn’t win because of some issue with Jimmy Bullard. Twitter/X crew - help me out. What’s the beef?

@ChelaNietzsche @StreetSmart_x It’s Bellamy Bellucci (@BellamyShoshana). She’s fantastic!

@StreetSmart_x This woman is phenomenal on all levels, delivery, content, humanity, style, courage, voice, bravery 100% Whos that girl?

What do you think about gay rights in Palestine?

Sia playing a version of Sia in Company Retreat was just *chef’s kiss*. Bless Anthony 🤣. I LOVE THIS SHOW SO SO MUCH

@marksandspencer hi guys. I need to urgently speak to someone about an order. Can I drop you a DM?

@michaelgove @Jebadoo2 This is fantastic. Thanks @KemiBadenoch (and you too, @michaelgove !) As someone who vehemently said I could never vote Tory again back in 2017, you’ve definitely won me back over the past year or so

It is 🎯

@BBCTheOneShow W1A was an absolute favourite of mine, so I’m crazily excited by the prospect of Twenty Twenty Six. Roll on next week! Very good

@marksandspencer hey. Just want to say a big big THANK YOU to Jas who helped me earlier today in the menswear dept in your Marble Arch store. She was superb with picking things out for me and helped me get everything I needed for my new job. She’s definitely a star for M&S!

@imonitie_lucky1 @NotFarLeftAtAll Unless they have a Sainsbury’s in Houston and the Peugeot 107 can be purchased there too (which both don’t exist), this is definitely the UK

@NotFarLeftAtAll This is a recycled 2019 video from a gas station in Houston, Texas not the UK in 2026. Petrol melts those bags in seconds anyway. Real panic buying is happening due to price fears from the Iran situation, but let's not amplify old clips.

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK Some people are just so selfish .. 🙃

@TheSnowDreamer Winds and rain in north London (N7) are INTENSE atm

Cold front approaching a squally and short period of more intense rain is imminent. #London

@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 Never a truer word spoken. Thank you @JuliaHB1 for all you do

🚨"Don't claim you are 'deeply shocked' by an attack on Jewish ambulances, because no one is shocked anymore. "You've allowed marches, which are openly anti-Semitic, on the streets of London for the past few years!" @JuliaHB1's message to Keir Starmer.

#SNLUK is… *not bad *?

Was a bit *meh* at first but actually I’m sold now. Slapstick silliness is the best #CelebritySabotage

Here is an Iranian debunking misconceptions about the current events in Iran A bit long but worth the time...

@JakeMC_ I’m more impressed than what I thought I’d be. Sounds like perfect early-2000s pop/rnb

Thoughts on Club Song by The Pussycat Dolls?!!!