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My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

We are devastated and completely heartbroken. Demaryius' humility, warmth, kindness and infectious smile will always be remembered by those who knew him and loved him.

@Hand_Chair_Ick Imagine not knowing this as common knowledge…couldn’t be me.

Owen Wilson is in the movie Armageddon. This is not a joke tweet, this is a PSA.

It’s official. The new ruler of Oklahoma @JMUSoftball @JMUBarstool

@B_Ciasullo Easter weekend too. Who would of thought.

Didn’t know the banks were open this late

@JMcGrath24 Uhhhh there’s more than one of this vileness?

Do y’all buy your canned tuna in water or oil?

Overs are shaking in their boots right now.

7-1 through the first six minutes...Loyola and Oregon St should both be losing right now.

We sleep in May.

Now that the stimmy is hitting accounts I wonder how long it’s gonna take for PS5 and Xbox’s to restock...

Dropping the stimmies with March madness around the corner $PENN

That crunch just be hitting different....

@EBD_III Did this thought come about cause of the trash gut biome you got?

God must have been a Ford guy because this 'one body for life' shit is for the birds. Everything is breaking and getting old and he's just like yup try and fix it but no new model for you.

This is March.

@chazzledazzlew You should see how it feels playing “Summer” in the Fall.

@wardlt21 #stopthesteel

BREAKING: XRVision has used facial recognition indicating that Antifa has infiltrated the Steelers and may have been a main contributor to the beginning of this game. More to come...

@wardlt21 @OldTakesExposed Don’t worry. This was simply for posterity.

@Mr_Ctown @OldTakesExposed We were down 21-0 at this time. Not that much has changed

Y’all on twitter have not watched a single Steelers game this year #HereWeGo

That’s 21 skunk. Pass the sticks 👀