I am

.@prodnose "Music was better in my day". Go and laugh and ANYTHING Evans says like you did on TFI. You sycophantic prickbasket.

.@prodnose Yet you're still watching it, and slagging it off because you think your music taste is better than everybody else's?

.@prodnose Music snobs are twats, If you don't like it fine, but does that mean others shouldn't?

.@prodnose Yeah, Bowie has been prolific of late...

@prodnose Remember when you were young (just try) and all the old folks moaned about your music? That's you that is.

.@prodnose I imagine she was talking to you.

.@prodnose I know! It's almost as if they haven't tailored this years event for a miserable twat in his 50's...

.@richardbranson I ride my bike to work, you run an airline. How about you do something about the Co2?

Erm... Was it professor green in the car park with a car?

Taylor Swift, have you ever thought it might be you? Come for a night out with me, I'll give you something to write a song about 🍺💉💊🚬

Ahoy prickbaskets! Good morning you bunch of Jizz Wizards. Have a good un.

Hereford Utd getting back into the football league in 2006. Got pissed as a lord and had a blowie off the missus #finaldaymemories

@TheQuimsy It really is isn't it. Perked me up this morning. Have a great day.

@TheQuimsy (Ooh White Lines) Vision dreams of passion (Blowin’ through my mind).. (Something like a phenomenon) Made me think of that song

H from steps is on #pointless, seems fucking apt. I thought he was dead? Heard a helicopter landed on him.

@Herring1967 Gutted I can't be there. Couldn't wrangle a sitter. I feel I owe you for AIOTM, RHEFP, RHLSTP and Collings & Herrin podcasts.

@Ladyfuckwit I think my neighbours are having a Eurovision party! Fucking Jizz Wizards.

@BBCNews He's talking about the Conservative party I presume?

@missprofanity That Kinga saga was all sorts of wrong. I mean, red wine with fish? Philistine.

@tmsproducer @BBCSport @bbctms Brilliant! I love @JohnCleese