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DrippyLip
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DrippyLip
@Mr_Lip49
Washington sports guy
West Springfield, VA Katılım Ekim 2019
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@1ssve Long story but in a marketing class in college we got assigned to do market research and come up with strategies for local business owners who would then come on the last day of class to see the final presentation and pitch. One group got assigned to the owner of a wine bar—>>
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@1ssve Wasn’t even my group but he was the biggest douche. Completly trashed the presenters and asked the teacher to fail them. He Asked why my generation doesn’t drink and then said “when I was in school the entire campus would come out to the local bars for 50 cent beer night.
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@FredZillaa I’m pissed tho man he figure out my broken escalator glitch last month. That was my biggest trick
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The invisible beef phenomenon is near universal. Men generally have at least one imaginary enemy at every location they frequent.
For example, I have an archenemy at the Proof Fitness in downtown Lexington, KY who looks like that kid from We're The Millers. Probably a super nice guy, but who knows.
Women naturally ask, "If you see this dude all the time, why don't you just introduce yourself?"
Well, I can't do that. Because then we'll become lifelong best friends.
Lance Corporate@lance_corporate
Like all men, I’ve had imaginary beef with this one dad at little league for three seasons now. Our kids are on different teams, we’ve never spoken, but he’s your typical washed up baseball dad, wears his oakleys turned around on his head, constantly strutting back and forth anxiously in front of the bleachers (but only when the moms are watching). Well my wife’s been telling me about this guy who always shows up to burn boot camp (basically a girl power rah rah club with some exercises thrown in) in his big jacked up truck, hops out in his sleeveless shirt so everyone can see his sleeve tats and black aluminum KIA memorial vet bracelet. He’s always the only guy in a sea of like 100 suburban spandex women. Not a horrible approach, except he’s married with multiple kids and his wife does not attend. My wife has a very sensitive cringe radar and says it’s borderline unbearable when dawg is like grunting doing exercise ball curls around mid-30s moms of 4. Well last week mid-game she points and says “that’s him!!!” And what do you know, we both have unspoken beef with the same dude. Don’t ever let them tell you there’s no such thing as soulmates.
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@FredZillaa His bus stop is closer to the entrance. He wins I have to walk by him in shame. I win and I never have to see him again. (Until tomorrow)
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@SydSteyerhart You realize that gta 5 is the single largest grossing peice of media ever made? That single game made more money than avengers movies 1 through 4 box office put together. They ain’t worried about recouping
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This game is going to bankrupt Rockstar. It has to sell roughly 13 million copies (at $80/each) just to break even. The rising cost in computer hardware has shrunk the potential market of those who even have the necessary specs to play it, and the writing is probably garbage.
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: GTA 6 estimated to have cost $1 billion
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@BuschBeer I have a buddy who says he will only come out of retirement for Busch apple. That was 3 years ago and I have never been able to get my hands on a case since. Plz send to Springfield VA 🫡🫡🫡
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@DarthHenshaw I’d recognize Justin uptons swing anywhere. Used to torture the nats
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On this day in 2013, the Uptons are the first brothers in Major League history to hit a game-tying and walk-off home run in the same inning.
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Bryan Woo’s 1st 2 pitches to Mike Trout
Up and in at Head
Hit by pitch
Mike ain’t happy
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@jorolevenque Never thought I’d see the day when a blue check means bot account and no checkmark means real account. A checkmark used to mean something on here man
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It feels awful you do not want to experience it
👩🏾💻@pinkstape
being a sports fan will never be my culture it just doesn't align with my life philosophy but saying "get ____ off my team" must feel good as hell.... like I need to experience that at least once
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Pouring one out for Chuck Norris, a symbol of the Internet of 2009, in his honor I will send multiple death threats to Justin Bieber.
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@henry5839201746 The finest display of ball knowledge ever assembled
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gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie and robocop, terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston and theodore logan, spock, the rock, dock ock and hulk hogan finally got his cowboy ass😭😔
TMZ@TMZ
🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe
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@moremarriott Never played Pokémon in my life. That being said whale lord (I think that’s the name )
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what’s your favourite pokemon I want to judge you
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@FFMichaelK Bro I’m telling you Crod is SOLID never got the opportunity
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One of us, one of us, one of us
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Nick Cross™️@Nick_Cross26
The refs are wild for that call💀💀 @NFL you all have to fix this. I am a Redskins fan and I know that was a horrible call
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@InvestWithDylan @42Cyc Like pierce is a dawg but he’s never had 1k yards and he’s the highest paid free agent WR ever? Linderbaum got paid 9 mil more than any centers ever been paid? The Panthers got the pass rusher with 2 major injuries and little production? Who do you want to pay that high ?
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