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Mr. Sparkle

@Mr__Sparkle

I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT. CAN YOU SEE THAT I AM SERIOUS?

Japan Katılım Ocak 2013
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
DIRT IS MR. SPARKLE'S ENEMY. NORTH KOREA BUILT ON BIG PILE OF DIRT. YOU DO THE MATH.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
MR. SPARKLE HELP MAKE JAPAN SQUEAKY CLEAN FOR JOHN KERRY, BECAUSE IT IS NO PLACE FOR LOAFERS.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
KIM JONG-UN, JOIN ME OR DIE. CAN YOU DO ANY LESS?
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
WHY IS DARKNESS DISRESPECTFUL TO SUPER BOWL? I AM FILLED WITH SHAME BUT CANNOT SEE BECAUSE LIGHT HAS BEEN BANISHED FROM STADIUM.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
MR. SPARKLE PROMISED SUPER BOWL ADD 16 YEARS AGO, BUT IT WAS BANISHED TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS. WILL THIS BE THE YEAR IT ESCAPES AND AIRS?
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
SHAME ON YOU, OPRAH! IF U HAD USE MR. SPARKLE, FOODSTUFFS WOULD BE BANISH FROM DISHES & YOU'D GAIN SUPER STRENGTH TO LIFT BIRTHDAY GIFT.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
MR. SPARKLE SUCH GOOD BRAND LOGO, HE APPROACHED TO MAKE SEXY ACTION THRILLER BY NETFLIX.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
MR. SPARKLE'S POWERFUL SOAP ACTION SO GOOD, HE MAKE LANCE ARMSTRONG LOOK SQUEAKY CLEAN!
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
WHILE PLEASING THE USAGE OF MR. SPARKLE, IT IS RECOMMENDED NOT TO INGEST THE FOODSTUFFS ON DISHES AFTER BEST WASH.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
YOU CAN'T SPELL DISRESPECTFUL WITHOUT D-I-R-T.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
YOU NO HAVE MR. SPARKLE AT HOME? GO TO GARBAGE DUMP AND LOOK FOR MY FACE. MAYBE YOU GET LUCKY.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
USE MR. SPARKLE BEST WASH TO PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DISHES LOOKING DIRTY.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
MR. SPARKLE IS THE SOAP CONTAINS DIRT'S ENEMY, WHICH THE HIGH QUALITY ONLY PRODUCE.
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David Weigel@daveweigel·
Jodie Foster is filibustering, won't let awards show go on until she gets answers about Benghazi
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
SHE-BANSHEE JODIE FOSTER DISHONORS ME WITH HER GOLDEN GLOBE ORATIONS. CAN YOU SEE THAT I AM FEELING SHAME?
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
USE MR. SPARKLE TO BANISH FRAGRANCE OF COFFEE AND BREAD FROM YOUR DISHES TO THE LAND OF WAILING SPIRITS.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
HEAVYMANUFACTURINGCONCERN IS NOW HIRING. CAN YOU DO ANY LESS WITH THE EMPLOYMENT YOU HAVE NOW?
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
MR. SPARKLE IS AVAILABLE IN A PREFECTURE NEAR YOU. ASK LOCAL UNKEMPT MERCHANT FOR LUCKY BEST WASH DETERGENT.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
MY POWERFUL SOAP IS UNFIT FOR USE BY THE LIKES OF YOU UNLESS YOU JOIN MY CAUSE.
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Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle@Mr__Sparkle·
I AM THE NEMESIS OF ALL THAT IS UNCLEAN. I BANISH FOODSTUFFS FROM YOUR DISHES.
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