Allegedly C. Piven, Esq.

🚨INTRODUCING: Garbage Pail Politicians—the only trading cards slimier than a Capitol Hill bathroom! Each pack is dripping with scandalous slime: They lie! They cheat! They eat your lunch money and call it taxes! Collect the whole rotten crew— “Pinot Pelosi” – Comes with a wine glass accessory and a corkscrew tongue. “Sleepy Creepy Joe” – Nods off mid-sentence while sniffing the other cards. “Occasional Cortex” – Her brain only works on alternate Tuesdays. And we all know who that is…It’s AOC. (Each sold separately. Extortion not included.)

@marryevan999 PolyBackTest

A fired Goldman Sachs quant trader taught me everything in a single conversation He said: “We don’t do predictions. We only buy contracts where the price deviation exceeds 6%.” It’s just that simple That’s the desk operation for a $2 million annual salary I fed his explanation and 5 GitHub repos into Claude, and Claude built a scanner. It processes over 400 markets every hour This scanner can find those contracts priced in the 7-19c range, with true probabilities between 60-90% At these entry points, you need a win rate of 1/4 And this bot’s win rate is 81% Three months later: From $2,000 to $8,191 99 trades, Sharpe ratio 2.30 A few cases: ETH Merge upgrade - market 72c, true probability 88%, +19c SOL breaks $200 - market 44c, true probability 81%, +15c Florida hurricane cat3+ - market 81c, true probability 92%, +7c Wheat breaks $800 - market 53c, true probability 68%, +20c All of these were found by the scanner, and all were profitable He looked at my terminal last week He said: “This is what we do with $800M, 47-person team.” And my current setup costs $25 per month Claude - $20 VPS - $5 Repos - free API - free Now there are 8 agents running 24/7: velvet_void +$697 nano_alpha +$541 ratking_eth +$407 darkpool_7 +$356 His fund returned 19% last year And my setup returned 409% in three months The real edge was never any secret—it’s just always been expensive, until now 70% win rate, 7 wallets copytrading rn from ~500 monitored, bot never paused, never gambling, just math and profit. You can backtest your own strategies with @polybacktest, it has sub-second historical data going back a month. No-code builder available. Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment the word 'PolyBackTest' 2. Like and Retweet this post 3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)

@vulturetrades Guide

If you're an options trader - there's a hack you should learn that no one is talking about. It makes finding 100% trades way more consistent. I grew an account from $1k → $1,003,000 in 1 year using the exact same two concepts every single day. I made a FREE 5-page guide that will teach you this same exact strategy. Like + comment “Guide” and I will send you a DM. (Must be following to DM)

@jamescoder12 Agent

99% of the AI agent tutorials on YouTube are garbage. I’ve built 47 agents with n8n and Claude. Here are the 3 prompts that actually work (and make agent-building simple). Bookmark this post 🔖 Bonus: comment "Agent: and I’ll DM you AI agent system prompt + full guide ↓

@harryjsisson “Something he doesn’t like,” is such a reductionist argument even your 3-year-old peer-review said, “This feels lazy.” You have no credibility.

🚨Trump just announced that he’s suing the NYT for $15 billion. He’s accusing them of defamation and libel. He went from saying he loves free speech to suing any outlet who publishes something he doesn’t like. The NYT better not capitulate!

@TimKat11 @Bubblebathgirl Lemon is a returd

@Mr____Allegedly @Bubblebathgirl Lemon is a real turd

Don Lemon is on a mission to defame Charlie Kirk. I really hope Erika sues him. Here he tells a woman, without evidence, that Charlie said horrible things about black people and women. Lemon is just awful. He deserves to fail and be despised by all.

@ArtemisDMoon1 @Bubblebathgirl I’m glad you like them. I have more in the works.

@Mr____Allegedly @Bubblebathgirl I love the garbage pal kid card! You should do a whole set!!!! Gen Xers will get it, lol.

@ArtemisDMoon1 I’m working on it 👍

We need the whole set for a collection. It would sell i bet.

@harryjsisson It’s not an acronym. The M stands for Mike, you asshat.

The M in Mike stands for Moron.

@DonghungNguyen @Bubblebathgirl What were you saying…?

@Mr____Allegedly @Bubblebathgirl Empty rhetoric

Don Lemon is a miserable man. He just posted this video clip of Pastor Howard-John Wesley defaming Charlie Kirk and dragging his good name through the mud. Lemon is one of the ugliest people I’ve ever known of. Perhaps the only person worse is Jasmine Crockett. (donlemon on TT)

@johnpavlovitz I’ll just leave this here.

And, to close out this horrible week, a reminder...

@Armed_Bear_MAGA Do you think he’s actually as delusional as he seems?

Mr Don Lemon Poison is all he knows..

@harryjsisson Give it time. MAGA was either right or it’s was the Jewish state, in which case…MAGA was right.

It should concern everyone that the day Charlie Kirk’s shooter was caught, MAGA influencers (and some on the left as well) came on here and claimed to know: 1. His motive 2. His political beliefs 3. Everything about the shooter Patience is a virtue. A lot remains unknown.

@painterinoil @dom_lucre Thank you.

@Mr____Allegedly @dom_lucre This is Awesome 👏

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Inside source close to Hollywood author Stephen King told me that King feels as if he made ‘The mistake of his lifetime’ after falsely claiming Charlie Kirk wanted gays stoned which is leading to King’s first time being canceled in his career.

@StephenKing AUTHOR OF HORROR NOVELS, FOUND GUILTY OF MURDERING HIS OWN LEGACY

@harryjsisson You and your party are the hypocrites

So now MAGA loves cancel culture? I don’t think anyone should make fun of Charlie Kirk’s death. But they had a huge problem when people exposed for being racist, homophobic, etc were fired but now it’s perfectly ok? It’s so hypocritical.

@dom_lucre Bob Vylan is garbage and a coward.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Billboard charting artist Bob Vylan just uploaded this video claiming that he never disrespected Charlie Kirk’s death but called him ‘A Piece Of Sh*t” despite Dillion being quoted on the video I posted earlier today saying: "Pronouns Was/Were" "Coz if you chat sh!t, you get banged." We have tolerated evil too long, it isn’t cancel culture when you will be killed for holding the shield. We must drive out evil, he is afraid of losing his benefits.

🚨Bob Vylan’s career: survived only by his cowardice.