🐓Sarah Loves Sheep 🐑🐏 #SATB

For the hard of reading (I’m looking at you nasty militant vegans in my DMs)… NO SHEEP BORN ON MY FARM ARE FOR THE FOOD CHAIN I love sheep. It’s right there in my bloody name. 🙄

@SassyCsays @BenGrahamUK @Keir_Starmer It was democracy. You were just outnumbered. As I was in England. We were members as the UK, so we had to vote as the UK.

@BenGrahamUK @Keir_Starmer It wasn’t democracy when Scotland’s voice wasn’t heard - we voted to remain. Our voices were drowned out by the greater population in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Hope resides in our young people. But Brexit has held them back. They should be able to live, work and study in Europe, which is exactly what our Youth Experience Scheme will deliver. This is part of rebuilding a stronger relationship with Europe. That's the Labour choice.

It’s a trap! 😱 #fluffy #youllloseanarmifyoutouchit

@Gellyfsh Try a butcher. Or send him round my house and I’ll make one. No one else here will eat one an it’s not worth making it just for me! 😂 You can cuddle lambs while we stoink pie!

I can cook, and I’m not a bad cook. But I cannot stomach kidney. Can’t touch it, can’t cook it. C loves steak and kidney pudding, any idea where I can get a half decent one??

@Eman_8282 Why else do you think there are clearly labelled disposal bins there? Of course you do it yourself. The poor stuff aren’t paid enough to deal with your rubbish.

Got into it with a stranger at a mcdonald’s today and now I’m sitting here wondering if I’m the one in the wrong.We finished eating and left our table how it normally looks, tray, wrappers, nothing crazy. As we’re walking out, this older guy stops us and starts going off about how we’re “disrespectful” for not throwing everything away ourselves.That’s where I got confused.We paid for the food… and the service. In my mind, part of that is the staff coming around and clearing tables. It’s not a sit-down restaurant, but it’s also not like there’s a big sign saying you’re REQUIRED to clean up either Next thing you know it turns into a whole scene, voices raised, and somehow WE end up being the ones asked to leave like we did something completely out of line.Now I’m actually thinking about it, has this become some unspoken rule that everyone’s just expected to follow now🤔 Or was that guy just doing way too much🧐Be honest… are you throwing your stuff away at places like that or leaving it for staff🤷 I mean it is their job to clean up after the customers..

Best time of year. Well done Pandora! 👏🏻❤️ #lambing2026

@Sofia_5070tg Bird watching

I want to see the last cat photo you took on your phone 😊 😻

@NABurkinshaw @VintageMrHobbes I agree with this. I don’t like him, I disagree with him vehemently on many things, but I do think he’s always genuinely done what he believes to be right for everyone. Unlike others who’ve done what was right for them.

@VintageMrHobbes That's such a good point! It's a properly puritan response to poverty isn't it?! But I do still think he has a core of decency, even though I disagree with him on many things.

This is emblematic of why Brown was so terrible- rather than just buy a bunk bed and give it to the stranger, he takes his kids' bunk bed first, and makes them wait for him to buy a new one. He chooses the option with the same result but with maximum inconvenience to the innocent

@niv1970 @anon_opin It’s good to know! It’s never stopped me eating at one and now I can stop worrying about it 🤷🏼‍♀️😁

@MrsBootonski @anon_opin Sorry for the boring answer.

The best bacon rolls in the world will always be found in a caravan on an industrial estate.

@DeborahMeaden You perhaps need to get out of YOUR bubble once in a while Deborah.

We are… and outside this platform many agree.

@Amelia558rs Slip. Resulting in many ‘Charlie’s dead’ comments at school. To this day I have no idea why that means your slip is showing!

Ladies, if you wore it, what was the name of this garment?

@campbellclaret You are one of the people most directly responsible for this state of affairs. You are a loathsome human being who really ought to be in prison for treason for the damage you’ve done to this country.

One of the big problems with our politics is that we have a media, including and even especially in Westminster, that treats politics largely as a soap opera. Given this seems unlikely to change, I wonder if they couldn’t at some point turn to the episode about the man they seem desperate to make Prime Minister, electoral law breaking, Epstein file mentions not least of the billionaire helping to get him in loads of money from wherever they can find it, and his close connection with so many others in the files.

@HidDen90001 @JamesMelville Larry I believe. He’s already outlasted ten pms, so at least we know he’s got staying power.

@JamesMelville What's the name of the CAT that lives at number 10? It would make better choices by doing nothing at all...

Who should be the next Labour leader?

@1StevieKilner We all fight over the seats next to the radiators and the heating pipes in ours. It’s all very un-Christian 🤣

@MrsBootonski The one in our village is always warm, honestly! It's really cosy in there. Maybe it's just a "warm for the soul" thing but I always find it warm in there. Good radiators! 😊

In spite of being agnostic, I love churches. They're restful, calming, cool (in the summer), warm (in the winter), often architecturally inspiring and packed with history and secrets. Is there a place for Britain's first cake-scoffing, red panda obsessed agnostic vicar?

@amateuradam Oh that would be so awesome! I am 100% here for this. 🙌🤣

I was honoured this morning to be asked by the Prime Minister to serve as his new Chief of Staff and I am proud to accept. I look forward to working with my new team.

@piersmorgan @Keir_Starmer Keir Starmer is neither a good man nor a decent man. He’s a liar and a coward and does not deserve the office he holds.

Keir, you’re a good man. A decent man. An Arsenal fan (always a good test of a man). When you did Life Stories, I found your remarkable journey to the top of British politics very inspiring. But this can’t go on. For the good of the country, resign. ⁦@Keir_Starmer⁩

@ameliarate123 @_celia_bedelia_ Stop blaming women for pain they can’t control. I’m assuming from your name that you are also a woman, which makes this doubly disgusting.

@_celia_bedelia_ If you find it painful it’s because you are not relaxed, the person doing it is inexperienced or there is something wrong.

OK - Cervical screening *is* painful for a lot of people. I talk about this openly. The difference is, instead of ignoring & dismissing it’s painful for many of us, I advocate for us to be open about that & STILL get screening. Talk about options for anxiety & pain relief.

@VintageMrHobbes @andreas_krieg @Ofcom Who’s Katie Lam?

@andreas_krieg @Ofcom

This is the worst type of baseless Islamophobic hate speech that violates fundamental British values and @Ofcom standards

@SueJ1973 @MumbrianSpinner Exactly what popped into my head 😂

@MumbrianSpinner Pull down your pants & suffocate the ants…

Watching a programme in which someone's ringtone is "An English Country Garden". Please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers singing the variation of it we used to sing at school 🥹

@1StevieKilner I also love churches, and cathedrals. We have the most beautiful one in our village. Built to be acoustically perfect for a church choir college. Question though… where are you finding these warm churches?! 😂