@IlleCaeliferus I’m sad for you that you’re so terminally online that you automatically assume these are online convos rather than with real people in real life. Go outside ! Get help !!
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Millicent Bystander
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Millicent Bystander
@MrsBystander
Highly Favored & Highly Selective 🌿 Discernment Is Instinct, Wit Is Art 🪞
Pacific Southwest 🌊🌵🦪 Katılım Ağustos 2022
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@MrsBystander you don't. That's your husband's job. Log off
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One thing I didn’t realize about becoming Lutheran is how often I would have to explain the Protestant reformation to people
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@servicegriffin2 I thought so too but I think many people just didn’t pay attention
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@MrsBystander I was taught about the Protestant reformation in school, so I really thought everyone was aware of it.
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@Lady_Broski Hahahaha my husband and I were just talking about how often people ask that and it’s just a litmus test for their understanding of theology
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@MrsBystander Or that despite the protestant reformation, we are technically neither reformers nor literal protestants.
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Heated exchange with my mil this Easter and I had post dessert coffee so now I’m laying awake….. ruminating
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@Lady_Broski My favorite is gravlox, but that’s harder to find. I usually have to make it
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To be seen is to be loved and to be loved is to be given salty fish
J.D. Banker@DadInvest
Defcon 3 after I took breakfast ordering into my own hands. Apparently cinnamon raisin toasted with plain cream cheese makes me the worst person on earth.
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I love Jesus Christ so much idc like that’s really bestie right there fuck the devil fr
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Is now a good time to mention I got a free uppababy like two weeks ago
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@FemoidFairy Based on my research I think the guava roam or uppababy minu
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Wait but what is the best stroller that packs away easily tell me now
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@beefington420 To me, a diet coke is when you need Taco Bell instead of true carne asada
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@cowgirlpsyop @thebenchesclear Happened to my sister 😖
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@thebenchesclear My mom got married to this guy whose only personality is sports. They’ve seen them like twice. I miss when my mom was cool
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getting told to “cope” and “cry harder” by adults who talk like this
casey at the bat@thebenchesclear
i can’t even hide my contempt for this shit i hate it so so so much
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