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@TShortell @JasonAddy_LVN Sort of wild the difference in Crosswell support between the two counties (makes sense McClure would do better in NorCo).

@JasonAddy_LVN Northampton County has released most of their mail-in ballots, and they're very good for Bob Brooks. That's 86% of all requested mail-in ballots for NorCo.

I'm at the Brooks watch party at Artisan, a former railroad station that's been converted into a cheese cellar. One way or another, the Brooks campaign is at the center of tonight's story. Either he wins or he loses despite direct assistance from Gov. Josh Shapiro and the DCCC.

@TShortell Ha - told you you’re a BFD, lol - strangers come to your rescue!!!

Before anyone else literally DRIVES TO THE WATCH PARTY AND HANDS ME A PORTABLE CHARGER, I am going to be okay. I have access to an outlet. To the kind soul who did so, you are a saint.

@TShortell But you’re a BFD, Tom - demand one!!!

@MrsMcEnoff Oh, no, I did. But access to outlets is never a given. It shouldn't be an issue tonight, thankfully.

The race that has me sweating most tonight is the one between the time this PA-7 race is called and the life of my phone's battery.

@TShortell @JasonAddy_LVN Highly-educated Carol voter coming at ya 👋😂

@JasonAddy_LVN The Crosswell/Brooks dynamic raises interesting questions. Brooks is appealing to a base that has been leaving the Democratic Party - blue-collar workers who feel left behind. Crosswell appeals to the highly educated voters have increasingly become part of the party's base.

@TShortell They should have just paid me in cash, haha

The amount of money being dumped into these primaries is already insane, but the brain does some blue screen shenanigans when you consider how much they're spending per person who casts a ballot.

@TShortell Artisan is a cool place. And how convenient all the parties are nearby (I mean, Bethlehem IS the best! 😊)

TRADE OFFER: The Saints receive: a new tight end This dog receives: a comfy spot on the couch

Philly only has one orange king!!!!!

I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.

We haven’t seen a Duke go out like that since Franz Ferdinand

"What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?" The government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups, and trafficks children through proxy states. If a "junkie" eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have done.

If you get a dollar bill with Trump’s name on it, black it out with a Sharpie. He prefers his name heavily redacted.

It’s not illegal to tell a cop that you’ve fucked his wife, that’s case law

guys i think i’m winning

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

I don't get how you are considered unemployable past 70-80 years old and yet that's the age group exclusively running most countries

Remember 2 days ago when it was warm and we all had the will to live? God I miss that

Me when I tap my dog on the nose

Why would leftist Somali trans immigrants do this