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@MrsMoir271

Passions: Musicals & family trees Love: Fuchsias Hate: Stupid People Have an open mind, but not open enough for your brains to fall out. I don't say much.

Birmingham, England Katılım Ağustos 2014
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Not Today Eric
Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric·
Me 3 days into animal Twitter.
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Smurfette
Smurfette@MrsMoir271·
@adisaade12 😂😂 Not sure even an angry honey badger could handle a smurf
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Honey badger
Honey badger@adisaade12·
I'm feeling jiggy this morning
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llama
llama@llamaOGspitter·
Who should I spit on today? Bonus points if it’s a photo or GIF, so I can visualize my target.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Without naming who you saw at your first concert Name one of their songs 🎶 🎸 🎤
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sheep
sheep@sheeptwting·
what is lamb and mutton
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Soulmade1
Soulmade1@dasoulmade1·
Baby goats are one of the cutest animals in the world. 😂😂
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Smurfette@MrsMoir271·
@woofknight Imdb, but then I usually miss the film cause I get caught up surfing it
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Smurfette@MrsMoir271·
@spinnerjohn A scorpion you say, are you a new member of the twitter farm?
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john graham
john graham@spinnerjohn·
I'd like to wish myself a very happy birthday for tomorrow but I won't because I'm a Scorpion and it's not 'til Nov 2nd. Just giving you prior warning😉
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Mrs B
Mrs B@attackdogX·
A horse telling a cow “fuck you” gets 16 million views on X 😅
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Mr. Mike
Mr. Mike@mrmikeMTL·
NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context
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Q_Kingdavid🇺🇸
Q_Kingdavid🇺🇸@pepe_hermit·
So I’m building an ark . Know any animals ?
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Samantha
Samantha@Samantha_xx_x·
My day is complete, I’m being followed by a Shark 🦈
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Smurfette
Smurfette@MrsMoir271·
@Zebracrisis We're glad you did. You wouldn't have gotten a phone and WiFi if you hadn't got on
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ZEBRA
ZEBRA@Zebracrisis·
I regret getting in to Noah ark during floods.
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Smurfette@MrsMoir271·
@SnackinCrisis Snack'incrisis, you could be a sandwich when the farmer kills the animals
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Snake
Snake@SnackinCrisis·
Lions should look like this
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Smurfette@MrsMoir271·
@elainesim28 Eat it, fold the silver back up, slide it in the wrapper, and offer them to friends 😁
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єℓαιηє
єℓαιηє@elainesim28·
Who remembers your Mam handing you a pre-ripped half of one of these and it tasted like perfume, loose change and the inside of her handbag😂
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Blake
Blake@IamBlake19·
@LindaHamlett19 It’s not. Actually it’s a PR push for the new woke movie animal farm.
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Patriotic Girl
Patriotic Girl@LindaHamlett19·
I’m following all these fucking animals!! Comedic relief!!🤣🤣🤣
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