Mrs Trellis

Not that anyone cares, but that’s me done with Twitter. I’m off 🖕🏻

@Yamiche That was basically a concession speech.

Cedric Richmond just announced VP Harris won’t be speaking at Howard University tonight. He said more votes need to be counted and Harris will be speaking tomorrow at Howard.

Well America, how did you enjoy your last ever election?

@RadioFreeTom @ManMadeMoon If.

Election survival advice

@ProjectLincoln The moment I heard he was running the first time

What moment made you realize Trump is unfit for office? Tell us.

Yes please

@krishgm @MenaiN @maitlis Never ever going to watch if De Pfeffel’s on 👎🏻

On air with @maitlis at 10pm - America Decides. With absolutely the liveliest lineup of guests you can imagine! Channel 4, YouTube and TikTok

@NoContextBrits Chemical warfare

What do you call this?

@cs192 @Trogdouser Well I’m secretly @Trogdouser in a fake beard, so…

@Trogdouser @MrsTrellis not sure what he's appearing on (or my pfizer neuralink is broken already) but I'm gonna guess it's Musk in a wig?

That’s not Melania!! (Again) #USElections2024

I don’t know who the fuck that is next to the Orange Nazi but it sure as hell ain’t Melania

@krassenstein I had just assumed he was trying to prove he’s not the orangest thing on the planet

I figured it out! The orange vest was a "sexual predator warning vest". After being accused of sexual misconduct by a 28th woman this week (yes this really did happen), those around him decided to make sure no woman would get close enough to him to be groped.

Just been stung by nettles. £125 for a signed Bergerac photo.

@susie_dent @PhilNWang @BBCRadio4 This is what the Meaning of Liff is for 😁 (My favourite has always been ‘Massachusetts’)

Ever struggled to find the right word for a feeling or situation? @PhilNWang and I have taken up the challenge in our new @BBCRadio4 series 'Unspeakable'. Tonight at 18.30 we're joined by Miles Jupp, Ria Lina, and Jack Dee. Please tune in! bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

After 7 months of waiting, I finally had a text from the government Access to Work scheme saying I would have a call today between 12.30pm and 1pm. It is now 2.50pm, and there has been nothing. Not that my hopes were exactly high, mind…

Train for two from Northants to Edinburgh and back: £760. Flights Luton-Edinburgh: £228. So why on earth would anyone in their right mind use the train?!

@NHSActivistRN I’ve given this a lot of thought lately after watching my mum go through the same last year. I don’t know that I would ever want my kids to witness me that way - but also don’t know that I could ask them to help me go sooner. It’s difficult.

When my Dad lay in his hospital bed dying of cancer in pain you wouldn't leave an animal to suffer he asked us to end his suffering. Legally the option did not exist and so many will have suffered because it didn't. Assisted dying is basic humanity. #AssistedDying

I have a damn sight fewer trust issues with Starmer than I do with Archer

“Here’s Brexit - I’m off” - David Cameron

@MoonieNo5 Impressive 👍🏻

@MrsTrellis I’m on 3 months for a mouse mat.

What’s your record on trying to get a new chair from your employer? I’m currently at month 17.