Lauren

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on january 31st 2026:

Every SNAP recipient should come up for review every 90 days. What measures have they taken to improve their situation? How many job interviews have they attended? Have they made any non-essential purchases? Safety nets must come with safeguards.

@macaiyla 1000%

Is Dexter worth starting

Imagine being his father. Knowing what your son did to an innocent man and to the country. Knowing your son will rightfully face the death penalty for an unspeakable atrocity. And despite this, you are the one to make your son turn himself in, even driving him to the station, while contemplating where your parenting went wrong. It must have been the most difficult moment in the father's life. But he did the right thing.

This week has fundamentally changed me as a person

If you think someone deserves death because you don’t agree with their politics, You are a fucking retard.

Absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.

How it feels because Dexter Resurrection Fridays are over:

She died scared and alone. The vast majority of news outlets aren’t covering this tragedy because it doesn’t fit their agenda. If the races were reversed this would be world wide news and the internet would be calling for the death of all whites.

Is Dexter Resurrection the greatest sequel in television history?

Michael C Hall acting for his life

I have multiple guns. I’ve never murderer anyone in my life. Somehow even with my guns I have never experienced the temptation to spray bullets into a church. It turns out that if you aren’t a mentally ill freak, having a gun isn’t a problem at all.

@StephenKing So it’s the gun’s fault, but not the person’s? Got it 🚨#BREAKING: A gun went on a rampage after taking control of its owner. Police have since arrested the weapon

#SaveDexterOriginalSin #BringBackDexterOriginalSin

CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK @SHO_Dexter @Showtime CLYDE PHILLIPS MICHAEL AND EVERYONE INVOLVED BECAUSE RESURRECTION IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE ITS SO WELL DONE I AM SPEECHLESS

Dexter Resurrection writers causally writing the greatest Dexter season nearly 20 years after the season 1 pilot was released.

don’t date a gamer if you’re going to get mad at them for playing video games

HOLY SHT 🚨 This young black man in the military said it PERFECTLY: “if you don’t like America go to another country b*tch. I love this country I protect this b*tch” ABSOLUTE BEST VIDEO ON 𝕏 🔥

Started limiting myself to 1 soda per day to improve sleep/energy/overall health. Here’s what I’ve noticed: -decreased will to live -everything else is the same

a never ending cycle