Kristy Higgins

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@BenTellect I thought I could hear rain, rather than walking three feet to look out the window I checked the weather app on my phone. This is how I life in 2021.

Cameron Munster just out passive aggressived every woman who says “I’m fine” @NRL #Origin #poornathan

@BecWest81 I miss hearing about Brexit....

Air hug! 😄

I just watched a guy straighten his beard on Tik Tok #imdone #timetoputthephonedown

@missvlbishop I was asked “how are you enjoying your Prac?” I pointed out I was the new HT of a faculty

Apparently, one parent has phoned the school to ask how old I am.

PSA for the guy in my cycle class tonight. Some people have multiple gym outfits. Not for fashion. Because you should wash your clothes after every workout. B.O. stenched clothes are not considerate to your fellow gym mates.

@RenegadeDugongs I’m trying to work out which of the Warriors are single so I can date them and steal the jersey like any good woman does a good hoodie.

The New Zealand Warriors making an intentionally horrific jersey and then marketing the shit out of it is the smartest thing anyone in that club has done in its history

@samanthamaiden @ScottMorrisonMP I did my Kitchen in March. Honestly had I of known a huge grant was available I would have waited. Oh and because I have a job I’m watching other people get $550 a fortnight on centerlink for a covid payment.

Exclusive: Renovators will have to match ‘free’ cash grants for renos under ⁦@ScottMorrisonMP stimulus plan ⁩- and then some - ruling out smaller DIY projects. But grants will be generous in ballpark of $25,000 for new builds news.com.au/national/polit…

There is no disappointment as great as the one when you find out that a restaurant only sells Pepsi soft drinks

@TheLastLeg #isitok that I have to wait until Tuesday to see the episode that is being filmed closer to my home than to the UK #australia

@TheLastLeg #IsItOk that I’m watching re runs of the show because it’s a great way to escape news about Covid-19.

@TheLastLeg #IsItOk that in May people are swimming at the Beach for exercise because gyms and pools are shut?

@TheLastLeg #IsItOk that this year I don’t get to get up at 5am to watch and vote in the Eurovision final?

So really that kid is going to have a life in the classroom where the teacher calls the roll. Pauses when they get to the M’s and Elon’s kid instinctively says “yeah that’s me” to save the teacher mispronouncing his name again..

I feel like I really beat the system tonight when I bought a coke at the Servo to eat with my KFC #cocacola #takeawayvictories

@CollignonPeter I would love to know which school you have worked in? You seem to have a lack of understanding of how schools, staffing and teaching actually work.

Infections seem uncommon in children under age of 15yrs. It’s why we should reopen schools for these in term 2 - and while local transmission of covid in Australia is low. Who we should keep away from schools are teachers and others >50yrs. Also parents need 2 meter distancing

@LornaJaneActive trying to buy the Flashdance pants that you have advertised on your website. I’m fairly confidant that bait and switch is illegal under Australian Consumer Law. Your website advertises $50 Flashdance Pants but unable to actually add them to shopping cart.

This sums up my #iso. Today I made sour cream. #StayAtHome

@9NewsPerth @MarkMcGowanMP Does anyone know where to find this mysterious Kebab Runner? This guy might just be my soulmate!

First, it was the Easter Bunny eggs-emption. Now, in his second moment of light amid the gloom, WA Premier @MarkMcGowanMP has confirmed what you can and can't do with kebabs in lockdown. 🌯 #9News