Mimi Masher

Normal bar: hey bud, you can’t bring that pocket knife in here Pirate Invasion: here’s some rum. Love your cutlass. Have fun!

Its 2022, you really should be able to opt out of Muzak on hold.

Set a the line for 30 minutes while they told me there is an issue in my area, well no duh. Asked to speak to a manager and they need to call me back in 30 minutes. @FrontierCorp #frontiercomm #yourservicesucks

@FrontierCorp on hold music is rough this early in the AM

Day 7 without internet and @FrontierCorp has no idea why. Their “advanced technical team” has been on it but can’t even tell me what’s wrong or how long it will be down for. Really?! In this modern age. And their customer service is shit.

Note sure what's cooler - @msmimimasher's hair or the matching glasses & mask combo! Either way we are getting major summer style inspiration 🤩👏 Feature frame: 2029929 100% of #Pride frame proceeds go to @ItGetsBetter until end of June Shop: zennioptical.com/pride-glasses

Hmmmmm which garden bikini should I wear today?! 🤔

I rent roller skates for a living. It’s nutty how many grown adults I need to tell to unlace their skates to get them on/off.

I’m oddly attracted to @UpdatedMcKinnon as a young boy on @nbcsnl. I mentioned this to my husband and he said he wasn’t surprised….

America needs a #TedLasso

New #pandemic #drinkinggame take a shot whenever somebody says “these are weird times.”

My phone facial recognition software does not recognize me when I’m chewing. That happens a lot.

Iso Day 62: I’ve learned in quarantine that aside from a pedi & expressing my dogs anal glands, I can do just about everything on my own.

I’m not saying I’m bored. I’m just tired of everything in my house today.

#LasVegas stopped being cool decades ago anyways. No loss there for me. ✌🏼 #RollerCon is absolutely the ONLY reason I ever went to LV.

Can anybody tell me if they’re demonstrating in other countries? I’m so embarrassed by our armchair doctors and scientists. #COVID19

I’m getting really annoyed by the #Zelda game soundtrack. #isolatedwithagamer

Am I the only who has ‘My Sharona’ stuck in my head? #coronavirus youtu.be/BR2JtsVumFA

It’s ironic just as I’m getting past my self isolation, I’m forced to self isolate. 🤷🏼‍♀️