Ms Peaford

@PeteMcKee 😔 No chance of extending given the demand? 🤞🏼

@history99917180 @simontkealey 😁

If I ever end up in court I want this court artist. I reckon I’ll end up looking like Brad Pitt.

@Joanna__Hardy Most concerning that he ever had access to anaesthetic.

What Dr Hilton fails to realise is that his letter quietly reveals himself. He seems angry at lots of women entering his profession. To his fury, he knows they are there on merit, so his very last crumb of attack is: AND THEY CANT *EVEN* WITHSTAND SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE ACTIONS

@seeyouatthebar I approve HARD

@ishkolhatkar I’ve gone for the new 15 too and I love it! Haven’t yet figured out how to use the new features (my old one is ancient) but the screen is amazing!

@HarryWolst This is the new MacBook Air 15” M2. A colleague has one and is very happy with it. As always, I’d suggest getting 16Gb of RAM but otherwise I don’t think you need an MBP unless you are doing lots of very processor hungry tasks, eg video rendering.

New Mac Day 😊

@Katherineso91 Purple 😘

@ishkolhatkar Congratulations Ish! 🎉

A good day. Promotion at work. (Thank you to all the cool cats on LinkedIn who have said nice things). Now6 schooled me in why comparing him to a tortoise putting on his shoes in the morning was a mistake - yes, slow and steady line was deployed. Cacio e pepe. Glass of white.

@ChrisMoran_101 😂

He had a hairdresser?!

Things are hotting up now with the official Middle Temple tweet …..

@ishkolhatkar Happy birthday Ish! That looks cracking.

Birthday with my two favourite people in the world. Côte de boeuf, Caesar salad and triple cooked chips by me. Cake by 16. Constant steam of funny from Now6. #CookWithIsh /1

@ChrisMoran_101 #sorrynotsorry

Judge: Mr Moran, you say the defendant has genuine remorse and is sorry for his actions but I’m struggling to find evidence of that in the letter he’s written to the court Me: Letter Your Honour?

For those of you who follow me for health reporting, bear with me as I have a thread that's not on my usual topics. My daughter goes to King Edward VII School (KES) in Sheffield. It's an historic school, the last local authority secondary in the city and a true comprehensive.

@LoisAlexnorth @melreylaw 😬😬😬

@ChrisMoran_101 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant!

@ishkolhatkar Now Ish, you know I’m usually very flexible, but this will NOT be tolerated. Get your parsley off my pepe.

Best thing you can do in 12 minutes. Cacio e pepe e parsley because I like the sweetness it adds to the peppery punch.

@Imonanotherplan How did I miss this? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Good afternoon from Derby Crown Court where a defendant whose case has just been called on has, rather than decide to enter courtroom one, instead chosen to scarper down the stairs and out of the front door

Does anyone else hate voice notes on WhatsApp? Oh you don’t have time to write time a message? No bother, I’ll stop everything I’m doing and take notes. Also there will be no searchable content. Rant, rant, rant…

@ishkolhatkar 😕

T’emple

@germany_iam @AaronGBurnett This is messing with my head 🫠

@JessyApril94 Brilliant!!!

@MsPeaford Released at 8am 🙌🏽

My client currently in custody is getting married tomorrow at 10am, clock finishes at noon. Can we get him to the wedding without his soon to be wife knowing? 😅