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Report: A 6.6 magnitude earthquake struck the Samoa Islands region at 23:16 PDT on March 21. Officials confirm no tsunami threat to California, Oregon, Washington, British Columbia, or Alaska. Meanwhile, tsunami sirens were activated in Huntington Beach, Orange County, for unknown reasons. Authorities are investigating the cause and will provide updates.

Is it true that in the old days wolves would literally come to your door if you were starving?

@binoffishery I’m left and nobody I follow or know is saying this. Stop making things up.

Wild. The left are now saying its okay for a husband to cheat on their partners and not look after the kids...

@secondzeit Lots of burning issues there.

Looks like Stuff still hasn't agreed on a new pope

@LuchaLounge Just remember if it’s too good to be true it usually is. Good luck 🤞

@MsShira50 Yeah I should probably enjoy the attention and not look at what this stunning, interesting and seemingly financially well-off woman sees in me.

A beautiful woman is interested in me and my first thought is that she might be mentally ill because she is so out of my league.

You will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension.

@frontlinekit Those of us in peaceful countries don’t know how lucky we are.

❗️Fuck, Tim hears a buzzing so we open the window, yep, it is a Shahed and it's heading straight for us, we all sprint from the window and 2 seconds later BOOM 💥 Everyone is ok, they somehow missed us, but FUCK that was close 😳 #Lviv #Львів

@HacksawNZ @wekatweets Rights come with responsibilities

@MsShira50 @wekatweets I prefer not to be told what to do. Especially by midwits.

can anyone explain why we're not conserving fuel already? Does the economy not have enough leeway in it to pull back a bit? #nzpol

@loosewheelnz @HelenClarkNZ Thanks.

@MsShira50 @HelenClarkNZ Try this: archive.is/qaov9

Essential reading for all family supporting older relatives - and an accurate account from my experience of supporting my father as he grew very old: Hannah McQueen: Why a short stay in an NZ hospital can change older people’s lives forever nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/hann…

@stonetardedbro @SpicyBerry Once again men blaming their victims.

@SpicyBerry Once again women not taking accountability for their actions

do men ever sit and think damn im hurting her

@Kellysbestlife @euphemey It’s actually a joke

@euphemey Other than “male child” and no understanding what Biblical “submit” means, it is reasonable for a wife You just reject that men and women are different You’ll probably never find true peace and happiness

things i want in a husband: 1. must be a virgin 2. must be submissive 3. if he can't give me a male child i'm entitled to have another husband 4. must take my surname during marriage 5. must be able to cook and clean

@GGl2047133 @euphemey You don’t understand women 😂

@euphemey I get your point... but, no woman, including you, will ever love a man like that. In fact, they will despise him.

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be? PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t. Reporter: How many times did you vote for him? PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.

@TheHappyPriest Wow cool 😎

Trump never said the former president he spoke to was still alive

@PaulGCauchi1971 @jonathanchait @RadioFreeTom It was Maduro. 😂

@jonathanchait @RadioFreeTom Maybe it was the President of Exxon?

@jonathanchait @jbarro 😂😂😂😀😀

@jbarro or, there's another former president with plenty of time to talk to trump and an incentive to flatter him