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@FLCons I’m guessing you don’t have kids lol bing your effing business!

You pop into the donut place and you see this from the woman and 2 boys ahead of you. Do you say something or do you mind your business? Now let me ask: Should people START confronting this kind of lack of parenting more often? 🤔

@Chilis @okmickeyy That chicken looks dry and gross! BRING BACK THE OG BATTERED TENDIES @Chilis

@okmickeyy 💅

Had my first @Chilis Triple Dipper tonight and it kind of changed my life

@PBandJenelley_1 Wait I thought you want him to leave you alone? Stop talking about him then!!

@FeelYouHappy Father of the year???? Lolllllllllll

The father of the year ❤️

@JamieWhistle Yeah I’m sure they will find your email more than interesting. Thy will laugh at you.

Oh this is going to be an interesting email to the school…. Me to my 6 year old, “tell me about the bracelet you made at school today” Him, “the red means friendship, every color means something. And it means my class is my family”

@TheAshleysRR Oh… um.. no thank you.

Nick Cannon is (finally) getting a reality show about raising his 12 kids with 6 different women: Get details: bit.ly/3REb49n

@GxldSociety shut up

I don’t care how unrealistic you think it is. Black people are owed reparations.

@dontblamealex yeah let's pretend that you didn't say anything stupid as a kid.

To this day I don’t understand how he got away with this

@ElliePardo23830 @ronsterd89 Cuz he wants help you twat

@ronsterd89 You are embarrassed but you post it anyway

I'm embarrassed to post this, but how do I get these stains off? Tried multi-purpose cleaner, baking soda and vinegar.

@DrRitaDed Retarded

I'm thinking of starting a trans only podcast where we discuss transitioning kids. Who's interested?

@DrRitaDed Happy Easter!!!!

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

@MbarkCherguia Monkeys at a circus

What would you call this graduation celebration?

@DrippyDre98 @JoelOptimist1 It makes me a moron to comment on something on th internet?? What does that make you?

@deathmetalv10 @AllyTaft Good!

@AllyTaft Worst thing about it was the speed enforcement. Endless empty straight roads, and very low speed limits. Got more tickets in six months than I did in 20 years in California.

Visited Scottsdale recently and cannot overstate how gorgeous it is. If you're depressed, move to Scottsdale. It's clean. Everyone is good looking. The food scene is incredible. The natural beauty of the landscape is unmatched. And it's always sunny so you can enjoy it year round. Impossible to imagine being unhappy while living in Scottsdale.

@deathmetalv10 @AllyTaft lol bye

We moved there - bought an amazing mansion in North Scottsdale on a golf course. After six months my family hated it because it was too isolated - half of our neighborhood was empty most of the year, and it took 15 minutes to get to the store. We moved back to OC. I miss the house!

@Milajoy Can't afford it we need the money for housing and food

GEN Z isnt drinking. The alcohol industry has LOST over $800 billion in the last four years. Are they smoking weed instead? Or just living sober?

@MrPitbull07 Cry about it some more. You could have been to halfway to the bank to cash it in, in the time it took you whine about it on twitter.

@TheAshleysRR Trust us... We wish it wasn't true. We hate that they discovered your ugly self - inside and out.

Kail Lowry insists she didn't get "her start" from MTV or 'Teen Mom': "To say that is f**ked up!" bit.ly/4aoE5M4

@PBandJenelley_1 The shadow is Chewbacca 😂