MsRuby 🇰🇪.

Uji moto nayo hainanga shortcut. Ni either upeane oesophagus ama ulimi😭🖐️

I shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this but like… 😅😅😅

He prayed for a son for years and got two hyper little boys. He probably misses the quiet now 😅

utapigaje mtu mnafanya kazi pamoja?

There’s something sinister about forcing black girls to cut their hair

Ruto government promises since January

DP Ruto promises that his govt will increase research funds for universities, from the current 0.8% to 2%. #TheEducationManifesto

DP Ruto promises free electricity connection to Mkapuni residents in Kilifi bit.ly/2mjSIrh

“We will pay your rent for two years,” President Ruto tells those who will be affected by the affordable housing project

I promise you my plan is to make sure that bank interest rates are less than 10% in the next 2-3 years - President Ruto

@NoFilterSkin Still not worth it.

The watch Jay-Z is wearing in that photo isn't just a watch. ​You can't just walk into a store and buy this, even if you have $6.5 million cash. ​Patek Philippe requires an application process. They look at your history as a collector to ensure the watch goes to someone who deserves it (and won't immediately flip it for profit). For a watch like this, you aren't paying for the time; you’re paying for a combination of extreme engineering complications, rarity and wearable art. ​In watchmaking, a complication is any function beyond telling the hours and minutes. This specific watch has 20 complications and over 1,366 individual parts. It knows the difference between months with 30 and 31 days and even accounts for leap years without needing a manual reset until the year 2100. ​The watch is double-faced. There are dials on both the front and the back. The lugs are designed so you can flip the watch over to see the other face while it's still on your wrist. While most modern watches are made by machines, every single one of those 1,366 parts in the Grandmaster Chime was hand-finished. A luxury car loses value the moment you drive it away, a Patek Philippe often gains value. For example, a unique stainless steel version of this exact model once sold at auction for $31 million.

President William Ruto: Tomorrow, every citizen who will come to Nyayo Stadium you will go back with a course paid for by the University of Arizona

A failed government

President Ruto promises to buy chapati-making machine to make 1 million chapatis in a day to boost Governor Sakaja’s Dishi na County school feeding programme

Still goated 😂

Hey @karennyamunbo you’re a disgusting vile nasty woman. Shame on you.

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

Good afternoon @ICEALION kindly process my claim (KDV 187J) of Ksh 7,800,000. I’m tired of the everyday lies from Magdalene Nekesa of the claims department.

WSR: Kenya Kwanza government will provide mothers of newborn babies with diapers for their children for three months; free of charge.

Maraga is a good man. He can be president - Orengo