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@Magpie24_7 Pope weirdly

Who is the first player you think of when you see this kit? #NUFC

@geordiejosh Small club mentality

It seems like Sunderland Football Club’s biggest achievement in the last 50 years is scoring 3 goals against the mags on Lewis Hall’s side, considering they still haven’t shutup about it 🫣

@LdoubleE_87 Honestly... How many clubs want to sign reinieldo? Pretty much every club wants sign Hall.. Your bias is unfortunately making yu look like you don't know ball x

That’s £325m per megs by Enzo Le Fee this season 🥜 Never once been impressed by this lad and recently being rinsed by Riggy confirms my thoughts 😂

@SensibleSAFC Pre derby copium is it

What’s everyone’s bets for the incredibly nuanced display of Geordie wit they have planned for their little display next week then? ‘WAV SEEN THINGS YOOL NIVA SEE!!!’ and an image of Europe or them winning the same amount of trophies we have in the last 53 years? Something about an airport? Something about a hot dog sausage in a burger bun? A magpie stealing some blue pop and cheesy chips from a visibly shaken black cat? Or will they just have a massive Saudi flag with the names of everyone who signed the petition begging the government to push the takeover through transposed into it? #SAFC

@Ramma_____ Welcome to the prem.

Whatever the opposite is of goal of the month, Brighton scored that today… from the way the corner was conceded, the push that wasn’t given, the offside in front of the goalie & the mis hit that found its way in Worst goal ever scored at any level, that shit winger the mags couldn’t afford to keep ought to be ashamed of himself

@KayLFC05_ Stay in your lane, these guys gonna do the double over your this campaign 😂

Never let Newcastle get into the Champions League again. They’re a disgrace to the Premier League.

@bluesofgoodison Also selling isak for nearly double that price

You can’t cry about PSR when you’ve been moving like this since the big dough came in 🤡

@bluesofgoodison Joelinton was bought under Bruce pre takeover

@Capt_Fishpaste Pahahahahaha. 100m starting 11. Hey @grok what was Port Vale's staring 11 value for that match against sunlun

Sunderland getting exactly what they deserve here: defeat and embarrassment. Zero excuses. #SAFC

@Sunlundy Top 11 😂

AtLeaSt wErE NoT tHeM

@RhysMurphy1120 Wouldn't even pass through sunderland these days 😂

Mags begging for photos with sunlun rejects🤣

@Jaack 8

How many packets of Walkers (the standard variety pack size) do you think you could eat back to back to back, if you got paid £100 per packet.

@Capt_Fishpaste Then why are you posting fishpaste? B-team? Half-a-billion-pound starting XI, mate. You've not been back in the Prem long, so you probs don't know the crack. There are levels to this – one purple patch season and yous already think you're the shit 😂

Seeing a lot of people saying that Newcastle sold the club’s very soul to beheading human rights abusers thinking they’d be the new Man City, yet half a decade and nearly a billion quid of blood money later they can’t even land a glove on Man City’s reserves.

@SAFCSZN_ Not one remembers mate and you sold him because he "wasn't good enough"..

They do realise he used to play for #SAFC right ?

@lorsehatitudes Sorry mate, but Reinildo doesn't crack the top 5 LBs in the Prem right now. Solid for Sunderland— passion & strong 1v1s (but mid-table impact (top 15-25 at best) in no particular order 1. Dorgu (MU), 2. Cucurella (Che), 3. Calafiori (Ars), 4. O'Reilly (MC), 5. Hall (Nufc)

O’Reilly has to start at LB at the World Cup. Absolutely tremendous player and probably only second to Reinildo on the list of best premier league left backs

@lorsehatitudes Reinildo 😅

@SensibleSAFC Come back tomorrow once you've played Oxford

Newcastle cheat their way to another victory. A 10-man Villa side were robbed by a corrupt official.

@kalayangmana More egg

So this is how to make mayonnaise, is this valid?

@_onlyscott Netherlands

Guess the national team VERY HARD

@PapapasRevenge @mjfree Looks like a deaged epstein, probs AI slop

@MsaOgr @mjfree Seeing what?

These images are verified and in the Epstein files