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Can’t forget when a thief found us watching a Chuck Norris movie He watched it with us for 3mins and after he took himself to the police immediately

*Mile Tyson after becoming world champion 🗣️ “I thank Chuck Norris for not participating “

People want to memorialize Chuck Norris with street names, but they shouldn’t because he didn’t want that. Besides, nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Every night for the last 86 years, the Grim Reaper checked under his bed to make sure it was safe. Today, Chuck Norris finally came for him.

Chuck Norris didn’t die… he just gave life permission to continue without him

Death now has a Chuck Norris problem.

Chuck Norris didn’t die. Everyone else did. This is the afterlife. RIP Chuck.

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

@TMZ Can’t believe that Chuck Norris actually died… RIP legend

@TMZ Chuck Norris didn’t pass away… Death just built up the courage to meet him. Legend forever. 💪 RIP 🕊️

@TMZ Chuck Norris doesn’t die - he left to beat up the grim reaper…

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