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@DavisThuranira Where I work, gen Z walikua wengi sana

Millennials are so weird. Many of them boarded traitor PSVs at 2 a.m just to avoid the dreadful thoughts of being fired even during a nationwide PSV strike. Their imaginary sense of job security comes before personal security. Meanwhile, Gen Z wote wametext boss hawaendi leo.

Somebody said “The love you receive from someone who knows how to be alone is the most sincere there is. A solitary soul loves you by choice, not out of a need for company.” and that’s so true.

@jammiekironji @bmautoparts @TikTokGossipKe She said brown with golden handles, she is clearly describing a casket..

@bmautoparts @TikTokGossipKe Bet she means that trolley.

Kamene Goro refers to her husband as ‘trash’ as she shockingly reveals how she nearly died in hospital and he never went to see her.

@Jamespatriott @KhaleeseeM @JILLKUI 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KhaleeseeM @JILLKUI The fact that you're about to graduate as an advocate and you're stuck to such nonsense from high school, tells a lot about you. Most likely you will amount to nothing. The teacher was probably right.

If you were in St Anne's Girls Mumias in 2015 or before and you're in contact with Md Roselyne Anyango(Achoki) kindly share them w me.I need to update her that I'm a lawyer now,soon to be adv after she told me that I'd amount to nothing just bc I didn't have a handwriting book.

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

Today, men decided to tweet like women I’ve compiled most of the hilarious ones here 🤣💔 If you’re having a bad day or night, check the thread 🧵

That Nigerian trend is the best thing I have seen on twitter in a while.

I pay my bills. I’m an independent man.

Why do women think everything is about them? Having a penis enlargement to feel good about myself not to attract women 💅😌

If you have re-fuck value, we’ll be hard again in less than 3 minutes. And those second and third rounds do not end in a hurry. Just come with re-fuck value

@amerix 33

My waist size is 34 inches. What is your current waist size? Be honest.

@pallnandi Someone asking me something thy ought not to yet thy want me to answer, like"what can i eat" or making choice for me based on her desire, like "please eat rice and beef stew"

Be honest. What’s the one thing about marriage that actually scares you?

@Poweiofafrica @invis4yo Doing your job diligently and letting your work speak for itself is failing to understand corporate politics, you need to alight with the right people to get more than "you are so good"

Understand corporate politics. Or you pay a costly price for being stupid. Don't be a walk over. Do your job diligently and allow the results to speak for itself. Lastly, don't take psychological manipulation likely. What you allow is exactly what you get. Be ready for the inevitable. Nobody is your friend and you might get punished for being too good at what you do by some of the management team who consider you a threat. You might also get punished for being sloppy. Don't be sloppy. Improve your capabilities daily. Keep records of your professional duties and tasks, and be ready to let it speak for itself. Don't implicate anybody, but do not allow anyone to implicate you. Remember, nobody is exactly your friend or enemy. You can get thrown underneath the bus by those who smile to your face the most and that silent enemy might become your saviour. Nobody is your friend and nobody is your enemy. Think in terms of consequences. And please, be ready for the worst at all times while also hoping for the best.

@MuluJeff @EvalyneSein @Egline_Samoei 🤣

@EvalyneSein @Egline_Samoei Like she is a mzungu

Halafu most of Odinga's family don't have English names🔥

Dear son, I promise if you; - Go quiet for 3 months - Laser in on 1 BIG goal - Self-educate, 4 hrs a day - Apply everything you learn Every month, take a break and reflect. You'll go far in life.

@Gretchen_Ndou Put the word "female" after the word "fake"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JaOutside @_MtuTano @mbiti_mwondi 🤣🤣

We bet with @mbiti_mwondi that Manchester will lose. For every goal ni 1k. Ameweka 3k. I had to bet against my team mahn😂😂tubet tena??

@bometian @gidikariuki PF1 naona unaelewa high quality tea

Been craving proper tea, made using a sieve and after maziwa imeboil.

@Tutu_lips_ @AfyaCentreCrew Must.

Do you guys bath before you sleep? 🫣

As a man. I beg you to stop, telling people what you're going through. No matter how stressful it is. Please, solve your problems alone. Sympathy is only for women and kids. Not for a man.