Ched

アメリカの兄貴達もデカイ乳、デカイ尻が好きらしい。 俺達もだよ兄弟。

why are so many of the translated Japanese tweets I see so wholesome / awesome? asking if we eat pumpkin pie, how serious America is about meat and bbq. too good lmao

While I was getting tattooed over the weekend, there was a No Kings protest going by the shop and a Ukrainian artist just sighs and says, “your people need to learn about fire”

Yes.

Actually insane play by Crone sometimes I find it funny how some in the fanbase don’t appreciate him enough

Car getting fixed, life isn’t so bad

I work with at least 3 separate Maddies and they are all cute. wtf

Future Trunks vs. 17 & 18

Mexicans ate so bad when they made no mames like you can say no mames wey to anything fr

i found out the school had a robotics club a few days ago and told them they should raid my room (used for a now defunct robotics class 5+ years ago) for some stuff that's been collecting in my closets/drawers.. anyways this email made me cry ;-;

“Take that pretty girl to a baseball game” have you considered they don’t like me

My body hurts

What joining the dodgers does to a mf

Haven’t been drinking much, once in the past month and a half, but you know apparently I drink a lot says other people. Tell people I haven’t gone out and they just believe what they want anyways

Any woman who ghosts me I just assume was a federal agent that got too emotionally attached to do her job and got reassigned.

I’m too overwhelmed to reply to a bunch of messages I’m sorry

@foryuuuuna lol ya man let me hop in my car that totally works fine

@Mudfalls_ come get drunk and hate this cruel earth 🫡

glad I get home in time to see Estrada walk the bases loaded, fuck yea

One day I’ll stop feeling like I just take Ls. Probably not since life isn’t fair