Empress 🖤

While I was getting tattooed over the weekend, there was a No Kings protest going by the shop and a Ukrainian artist just sighs and says, “your people need to learn about fire”

@DrSujanaENT I didn’t think about this, excellent point

@drrdemon I know why this is funny, but this actually undermined the patient’s confidence in you and can affect their perception and healing. You need to talk to this intern’s supervisor.

Another intern kept wandering into the room where I was sewing up patients’ faces and offered to give me some pointers because apparently he thought I was taking too long… turns out this man is an ortho intern. 💀 iykyk why this is fucking funny 😂

being a woman is insufferable for many reasons but a personal fave is the way men will just assume you're fucking stupid by default before considering maybe they just don't know the full story

Baby I’m doing closures you’ve never heard of with suture calibers you cannot comprehend

My partner keep showing orange juice to our orange cat and saying "this is what happens to bad orange kitties" and then drinking it menacingly

Does anyone else ever stop to think that maybe addiction is so rampant in America because we’ve created an unbearable reality for so many people

My kids have measles, I can't breathe the air, I can't afford gas, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite RFK Jr. ordered the CDC to stop monitoring. But at least now the Saudis have a nuclear program.

@psypharmacopeia Yeah, my hands being shaky as hell during my surgery rotations was not the best time 😂

@drrdemon Tremor is probably number 1 side effect I see with Wellbutrin that ends up being a deal breaker.

What’s your favorite antidepressant? Asking for a friend who probably needs to start one expeditiously and did not do well with Wellbutrin or lexapro and already takes a TCA and Buspar. I am the friend

@jaurnale I’m protecting my privacy?? Sorry you don’t like that, person who doesn’t follow me

@drrdemon So bizarre when people gatekeep this shit

I ended up in the coolest specialty wow I have seen and learned so many fucking weird and interesting things and done a bunch of really satisfying patient care things I barely knew existed

@psypharmacopeia It gave me a tremor and made my eyesight blurry 🫪

@drrdemon Wellbutrin, by a country mile.

@jaurnale No 🤠

@drrdemon Can you just say the damn specialty

Feel like my upper level and attending absolutely hated me for being slow and uncertain today!! But it is what it is!! I am trying very hard to scale the vast, very steep learning curve while not accidentally killing or disfiguring anyone

This is the AI that will be taking your job

Felt like I made a difference for my patient today 🙂

Having someone go from trying to meet my family and planning vacation together to not answering my messages within the span of a week makes me wonder what the FUUUUUCK the point of trying to date is

the reason there's no female or gay lonliness epidemic is bc we watch Reality Television

@sunbirdsoup Day one was fun but day two absolutely hammered me lol

@drrdemon How did it go!?

GUYS MY FIRST REAL DAY OF BEING A RESIDENT IS HERE I am so scared omg

I’m so fucking tired

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade