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@MartinSLewis Currently 5-12 Europe

Very frustratingly on a train up to Manchester - so can't watch Ryder cup and dodgy signal means radio only patchily working! Aaargh.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Heart attack

What are your first thoughts when you see this breakfast

@vickyrolph89 This started it all for me.

A #guycalledgerald#so I’m told. Early release. 1989. #voodooray. On warlock recordings. 🫡👻🫡

@DorkSirjur @the_prodigy I had a tape of this back in the day - had the whole set.

Bit of very rare Prodigy on a Friday? Go on then. 34 years ago: This is @the_prodigy @ Thor, Tooto's, Colchester, UK 17.08.91 Quite a chunk of cassette aesthetic on this one but its a rare recording of one of the finest acts to come out of the UK. Tracklist and flyer in first comment. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇

@LastWordOnSpurs Says the man who took a £3m bonus

🚨Daniel Levy on the decision to scrap new senior season tickets from next season: 🗣️"There's an underlying problem that as time goes on, if we don't curtail the number of concession seats in our stadium, our whole financing model will come into question.” 🗣️”Because obviously we can't have a situation where our ticket revenue ends up falling." 📺[Spurs Fans Forum] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

@nationalrailenq 👎

ℹ️ #Sawbridgeworth - Lines have reopened following a tree blocking the railway at Sawbridgeworth. Trains running between Broxbourne and Bishops Stortford may still be cancelled or delayed by up to 50 minutes whilst service recovers. Disruption is expected until 15:15.

⚠️NEW: #Sawbridgeworth - Disruption between Broxbourne and Bishops Stortford expected until 13:00 nationalrail.co.uk/service-disrup…

@rudehealth Hi whats happening here ??

King of the almond milks.

@MonsieurSharp This should be the benchmark for all to follow whenever asked to write a column about themselves

@notDcfcBoss He’s a weapons grade prick

I’ve always had ‘that’ feeling about Wallace without having anything tangible to pin it on but having read this I can say with clarity and certainty the man is a self-centred arsehole of the highest order.

@edcumming What an absolute weapon

Catching up on Gregg Wallace’s magnificently Partridgian My Saturday.

@MorissaSchwartz 1

5 for me!

@FootyAccums Tanguy Ndombele

Who is the worst 'pound-for-pound' signing in Premier League history? 🤔🤔🤔

@COYS_com PEH is woeful

FT Thoughts?

@Billie_T Because he’s crap

Why did dier boot it out for a throw

@OmazeUK Just tried to redeem my £40 costa gift card from you and was told it’s a scam? Care to comment???

Here at Omaze, we want to make sure our Grand Prize Winner can transition to their new, luxury lifestyle as smoothly as possible. Let’s take a look at how each option works for this incredible house in the stunning Yorkshire Dales. 👉#OmazeHouseDraw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">omaze.co.uk/blogs/news/wha… #OmazeHouseDraw

@FootyAccums Typical

Complete this sentence... Ange Postecoglou is a ________ appointment by Spurs.

@TheScaryNature Burn it to the ground

@80s_Kidz “Whats for Dinner mum?” “Fresh air and a rasher of wind”

How many of these do YOU actually say nowadays 😂 There's some classics here

@Brink_Thinker Cheers

@Lilywhite_Rose @Record_Portugal Peak Levy

#thfc offer for Pedro Porro was €34M + bonuses + 50% of the percentage they are owed from Marcus Edwards' future transfer fee. Sporting rejected the offer. [@Record_Portugal]