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I need GK to get serious about security in Northern Kenya because I wanna be able to go buy a cheap peace of land with a view like this
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Me the God-Emperor
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Me the God-Emperor
@Mukstastic
the pipe bomb from god
Katılım Nisan 2013
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@spicedliver Just another incompetent government agency lakini they need to be serious because these incidents can easily be reinterpreted as voter suppression on behalf of the incumbent
Iebc has been in place since sept, couldn't they have done training then?
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I'm confused at what IEBC is trying here. Isn't ot better if more people register to vote?
Rapcha The Sayantist@IAMRAPCHA
As you watch this video bear in mind that IEBC has a budget of KSHS 61.74b to prepare for 2027 elections #RutoMustGo
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In Kakamega the youths stepped up help the IEBC after claiming they didn't have enough staffs
Lazima tukue kadi
#TukoKadi
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Notice that he didn't state his belief clearly
Basically he's admitting to being a snake
Phannie A. Kwegah 🇰🇪@MissKwegah1
Trevor: “You once said Luos are chaotic and uproot railway lines… did you actually say that?” Rigathi: “Yes, I did.” Trevor: “Why would you say that?” Rigathi: “At the time, I was in a choir… and that’s what our choir master told us to sing.” 😅 Trevor: “So do you still believe that now?” Rigathi: “Ah… now I’m in a different choir… and I’m the choir master.” 😂😅 Hii mtu ni Mau Mau kweli bana, I give up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mans just yaps, but nothing is happening behind the scenes
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
We will be advertising a highway from Mombasa to Nairobi, as well as another 2,800 km of highways. This investment is expected to cost about Ksh1.3 trillion to Ksh1.9 trillion - Ruto
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@TheMutaD Before you praise the guy, just know the actual roads aren't being built
2k-2.5k km were being built in Uhuru's 2nd term, now it's like 500km
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Probably, one of the best things to have happened to Uganda since the 1902 Order-in-Council is President Ruto's EAC leaning mindset.
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
We will be advertising a highway from Mombasa to Nairobi, as well as another 2,800 km of highways. This investment is expected to cost about Ksh1.3 trillion to Ksh1.9 trillion - Ruto
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Lettzz goooo
I want some returns on that tax free booze
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
Kenya Considers Using KDF to Escort Ships to the Middle East read.kenyans.co.ke/tapiK
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Why I laugh at any candidate without a development discourse.
That is the only thing that unites Kenyan youth because everyone wants a better life.
Hii mambo ingine huku nje, kuna niche in every spectrum.
Zingine kama mimi nilikuja Nairobi juzi sielewi but live and let live.
Mukite@Mukiteee
Hii app ilifanya watu wasahau what a discourse is, what it is meant to achieve and so on. As a result, what we consider ‘discourse' huku ni just soapboxing na never-ending dialogues of the deaf na why we are always having the same conversations every other month or two
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Algunos lo llaman ignorancia, pero no lo es. Es lo que pasa cuando vives en un país donde la política no te roba la vida y puedes ser joven de verdad.
Crecer en estabilidad es poder preocuparte por cosas normales: salir, enamorarte, disfrutar. Eso no es ignorancia, es libertad.
No todo el mundo tiene ese privilegio. A veces, simplemente ser feliz y despreocupado… ya es una bendición.
Jesse Watters@JesseBWatters
Spring Break goes WILD☀️ 🍺🤪 and the students have NO IDEA what’s going on🤣 “The BIGGEST issue in America is what BIKINI I’m wearing tomorrow”👙 “We’re going to war with IRAQ that’s been crazy”🤔 “I’ve NEVER heard the word Ayatollah in my life”🫢 “Is Venezuela in SPAIN?”😬😬😬
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@ndungup_ @FourthArchetype They're presenting themselves as the Kenya mpya team
So yes they should be above trading insults
If they trade insults coz everyone does it, they'll also get in and steal coz everyone does it
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@FourthArchetype as if other campaigns are run by saints. we have the president body shaming the former vice president, and MPs trading insults daily. Trading insults is a kenyan phenomenon so there's nothing abnormal wakikuita mbwa.
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Cómo vas a tener esas vistas y te compras una cinta de andar en vez de pasear literalmente por ahí
kāne@KaneOfLife
all a white boy desires
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Other than keeping up with politicians, I see no wrong with this template
Rufas Kamau ⚡@RufasKe
Because they under-hire journalists, overwork the ones they have, under pay, and their news template is outright lazy; News template; 1. Keeping up with politicians 2. Natural disasters 3. An interesting court case 4. Land & community disputes 5. Florida man - Kenyan version 6. Quick highlights on NSE 7. Weather 8. Low quality highlights on Sports 9. A religious thingy 10. Don't forget to interview a group at Jeevanjee gardens.. and pass by Archives to ask the usual guys what they think about some new bill 😂 It's almost always the same..
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Woi it'll never be Kisiis or any farmer tribes
If Maasais get replaced, it'll be by Turkanas or Boranas etc
Kushika jembe is just not cooler than kuchunga ng'ombe ama mbuzi
maselya@maselya_peter
I don’t understand why the Maasai tribe is widely used to represent Kenyan culture. We have other great tribes, like the Kisii, that could also be used.
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@Mukiteee Because it shows things aren't working as they should & that the system is too rotten to self repair
But the chances of an individual getting it right with their solution is really low
So the cure becomes worse than the disease
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I'm starting to think the appearance of a great man or a wannabe is a very very bad sign
Anna Komnene 🩸@Baezantium
La Serenissima is the anti Great Man Theory state par excellence
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You'd expect Venice's long history to come with a litany of great leaders throughout the centuries, but you can probably name maybe no more than two. The Venetian State was the first of its kind, a faceless bureaucratic machine with the world's first professional secret service.
Maxwell Meyer@mualphaxi
My Roman Empire is actually The Most Serene Republic of Venice. *1100 years*. It lasted longer than the Roman Republic and Empire combined. Scores of colonies all the way to Cyprus, fabulous wealth, totally unique culture, all from a city built in the middle of a lagoon.
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People are hating on their ignorance but it's actually a good sign that things are going well
New York Post@nypost
TV reporter finds the dumbest spring breakers in America: ‘Who the f–k is ayatollah?’ nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-…
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Counterpoint:
These kids are more or less fine. They’re drunkenly enjoying their spring break.
Better to be socializing and partying with friends in real life than doomscrolling on X in isolation and hyperventilating about how awful America is.
Thomas Chatterton Williams@thomaschattwill
A lot of the problems in the world right now can be explained by this video. For one thing, it’s a big reason why the US government is so unaccountable to public opinion. These are *college students.* A significant amount of the country is totally checked out and comfortable enough not to think it matters.
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