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Why did you decide to get married?

To the doctors frequently giving us health snippets freely here on on X may you be blessed mahn.

@edgarwabwire_ Hii ni filter ama lighting ndio hakuna kwa cell

This is Gloria Orwoba in custody. We Might Eat Late But I Promise You Guys We Will Eat. What a time to be Alive.

@polo_kimanii @C33l0_ Anakuanga na maringo na walking style ingine only warui can come close 😂😂

I dont know who,but one of you horny bagas has been hitting on that mad woman who walks barefoot around james gichuru road hapo lavington. I can tell because today at the traffic she approached me differently than usual. She came and said “hey,homeleeess!” . Nikamuuliza ati nini? She said “Homeleeess,I have a phone,take my number”. This is a new wording I have never heard her use before. The other days she usually just asks for food . But today she is looking for someone who might be interested in her sexually, and she can then get housed there. Tafadhali tafadhali wanaume,sababu nyinyi mnafyekanga kila kitu ata kuku,nawaomba msipatie wazimu mimba aki. Think of the life that child will experience simply because you were horny on a Friday evening

@Antohny_gb Ako na matiti kubwa??

A random feminist on the tl sjui kaa mnamjua

@Thikapundit @lilacmwesh Sasa wakishow up utaanza na nani😂

Hey @lilacmwesh ,@Njoki_Njanja 🥰

@MuthoniNai96374 @samrott100 Seems like you just earned your eyesight

I never saw matope in statehouse wakati wa Uhuru huyu anaharibu kila kitu!

@_Mulingwa @ArnoldSawanda That's your state of mind before you send then delete

@Mukuru_genZ @ArnoldSawanda This is so shhzbzbzbzbbzbs😭😭

@Kibet_bull You and Oguda are basically different sides of the same coin. Ni opportunity hakupata. You're all dancing for someone

Mercy Tarus was on time

@JalangoMwenyewe Hio pesa help the needy children in kibra. What's your priorities

Ng’anya culture is here to stay. We’re heading back to court, and I will personally cover all legal fees as we appeal the ruling. This is an industry that drives Nairobi. People travel from all over just to experience matatu culture—the art, the music, the energy.

Cuzo cuzo chubwi

Mimi ata sidhani ni mara moja. Hawa watu walianza ata kufanana

Bed mos👉

@Halima_Diida @CosKimutai How many other Kenyans have been killed by cops

@CosKimutai The cop

The hate targeting Somalis has risen again, louder than before. This dangerous trend must end now. No community should be attacked for who they are. The government must act fast before it grows into something worse!!

@254_icon Ndoa ya Lilac

Acha nirudi Nairobi before mathe afike home

@MkenyaMzi Shida ni unavaa ga nguo yenye ni Nike na Adidas at the same time.

No nike support No Adidas Support Just another Kenyan preparing to breaking world record in marathon, two years to come Day 0001

@254_icon While you are standing with her, others are sleeping with her

I stand with Lilac. Sijui mbona naamini her side of the story

@RoseDanielsM There was a time I was in two relationships and since I'm frequently in eastleigh I went to buy sambusas for my main nikaambiwa they only sell in dozens and half dozen so. I bought a whole dozen then gave each half. Si naeza jiita provider sasa ama niongezee mawe??

Ukibuy 3 panties nakupea for 1000kshs only Come one come all Kuuliza swali ni bure kuenda na Panty ndio pesa😌

You think he doesn't know about him and my past? Sorry to burst your bubble

@ed_kemboi Githeri iko na kiharagwe

Kumbe sio githeri tu alikula 😂😂