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Mummified Mummy

@MummifiedMummy

Another of those mummy twitter accounts -done in the hope 1 million people start following me, so I become an internet sensation & don't have to return to work!

Katılım Ekim 2015
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If ever I needed confirmation I was old this is it! 🤦‍♀️
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Today is #Red4Research day - a day where I dig out my red t shirt and we celebrate everyone who makes research possible. A particular thank you to all patients to have participated in studies. Your contribution to research is appreciated @asifawan93 @NIHRCRN_tvsm
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I’ve come to the conclusion the UK population can be spilt into two camps, as demonstrated by this simple experiment. Without giving any explanation simply say the word #castaway to someone and note down their reply. @Benfogle @tomhanks
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When your 8yr old gets in the car after school and announces she “hates being single again” 🤦‍♀️
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Great day at the @NIHRCRN_tvsm Primary Care Annual Symposium. Always love catching up with everyone. Particular highlight for me was hearing @ruthendacott speak, championing opportunities for nurses to become researchers
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Middle aged Friday night excitement: -Wake up at midnight needing wee -Remember northern lights -Spend 1hr driving round Berkshire in hunt for a rural hill -Find busy car park -pull in taking the gamble they’re all #northernlights spotters as opposed to dogging enthusiasts
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You know you’ve reached a new level of disorganisation when you have to resort to hairdrying socks for work 🤪
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Damn you TV guide taunting me with your “Keeping up”… Which is the winner?
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Those days at work between Christmas and New Year when a)Your 6am alarm feels like 4am & B)Your lunch consists of random quick to grab food, because a) 6am felt like the middle of the night so you pressed snooze half a dozen times 😳
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