Jade Munkii

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If a woman puts her hair in a bun you're either in for long night of passion or getting your ass kicked

I have 6 big bottles of Siracha and nothing else, hell yeah I’m a prepper

telling him my favorite anime is the Simpsons

I’m still waiting for life to get to the “merrily, merrily, merrily” part.

bitch i know you feel me tryna manifest you

@gooddavid74 💙💜

@MunkMania 🤘😘

my boobs are just low enough for you to know they’re not AI

@PartyWaffle 😂😂

Silent car rides, or as I call them “Psychosis Cruises”

The whitest thing I’ve ever done is buy salsa from CVS.

Tic Tac Toe, except it’s just me trying to leave the toe attached to the rest of the evidence

if bagels can have everything so can i

The most ironic thing I own is a “Welcome” mat.

Prithee, wouldst thou likest to hornswoggle in this boondoggle?

I would have never even tried to rob that lady if I knew she was so fast in that wheelchair.

This might surprise you guys but for 11 months in 1994 I was considered the fourth member of Hanson

Where do the ghosts of dinosaurs roam...

Never underestimate the power of positive persuasion *grabs hammer*