Ahmed Issa

@Maryian96 @muratina Bar and Thuggery. Gachagua failed. But I found one of your men. He's passed out on the street near our development. I told him you're looking. He said ‘Tell her I'll call her tomorrow.’

As usual Kikuyu festivals are only attended by women,in every one man kuna wasichana kama 40🤣🤣🤣woiiiii tutawai olewa kweli?? where is our men?

You are without question the most vile and despicable person in Kenya's history. Every time there's a tragedy, you're there to exploit it. That kind of behavior will land you in hell amen. And yet you think this is how a rational person gains political mileage? Shame on you, you midget.

In the meantime, this poor woman will occupy the Kasongo’s affordable housing in Zayuni.

@wakariowa Huyo mtoto ni nywele ngumu mukamba mwenye ngamia.

Hii si nikuzoeana bana?

Instead of explaining how he would help his people move from low-paying jobs—such as security guards, house girls, and menial labor—to higher-paying ones, or presenting a plan to improve his constituency, this empty-headed individual runs around whining like a little girl envious of another man’s success. This guy hasn’t introduced a single important bill in parliament to improve our country, yet he has a big mouth and uses it to manipulate the vulnerable. I wish he would hide that fat ugly face from Kenyans.

Mbunge Caleb Amisi: Hata Rais Ruto ajengee kila Mkenya ghorofa na anunulie kila boma Range Rover, bado ataenda nyumbani. #MduaraNTV @loftymatambo

@bakhita_esther Today’s worst tweet belongs to pure stupidity and ignorance. Honestly embarrassing. Take a break or stay off Twitter entirely.

Somalis originally came to Kenya as refugees, not seeking asylum. Now that they claim their country is stable and they love it so much, they should return and help build it. If they wish to remain in Kenya, they must seek proper asylum and have valid documentation. Before 1991, there were no Somalis in Kenya.

@ouma_neko You should wear a T-shirt that fits you for me to take you seriously, Mulmulwas.”

The report from the Office of the Auditor-General is not just an audit, it is an indictment of a regime that has turned public trust into private loot. Under William Ruto, even forests are no longer sacred. Over 556 hectares of protected land is gone. Not taken by the poor, not taken by the desperate, but consumed by a system that feeds on greed. This is not carelessness. This is deliberate. This is calculated. Only 77 out of 265 forest blocks have title deeds. That means most of Kenya’s forests are exposed, unprotected, vulnerable to those circling power like vultures. A country that cannot even prove ownership of its own forests is a country being stripped in broad daylight. And then the insult becomes unbearable. Buildings worth 2.9 billion shillings, yet some assets are missing or cannot even be properly valued. Missing. Assets do not disappear. They are taken. They are hidden. They are shared among a network that believes the nation exists for their appetite. What kind of leadership allows this level of decay? The kind that thrives in darkness. The kind that sees land, forests, and national resources not as a legacy to protect but as meat to be divided. This is no longer corruption. This is something deeper, something more dangerous. It is hunger without conscience. Kenya is now a place where even forests are not spared. Land meant to protect life, to sustain rivers, to shelter wildlife is being eaten piece by piece. Today it is forests. Tomorrow it will be reserves. Soon even wild animals will have nowhere to go because greed does not stop, it expands. A government that cannot protect forests will not protect its people. A leadership that treats national resources like personal property will eventually sell everything, leaving nothing but emptiness behind. This is not leadership. This is a country being devoured.

@bakhita_esther Please, by all means, drop everything and go inspect your own genetic makeup I wouldn’t want you to miss the shocking revelation that you’re harboring the rare and deadly “Woria” DNA.

DNA testing is breaking many families apart, and in the end, it’s the children who suffer most. There should be laws regarding these tests. For instance, if you have been a present father, you shouldn't be able to abandon the children just because you find out you aren't their biological parent.

@Terriz_Sam @SamGituku What do you expect from a Murima first journalist?

When bias runs deep within a person, it inevitably shows. Mr. @SamGituku, your bias is so deeply rooted that whenever you referred to the President, you called him William Ruto, yet you referred to Uhuru Kenyatta as “President Kenyatta.” The image you attempt to project as a fair and objective journalist has collapsed. Deep within you, bias flows like a river. Just for your information, it is President WsR. You are a biased, partisan, and skewed journalist, but the FACTS and TRUTH remain solid. @citizentvkenya @LinusKaikai

@Honeyfarsafi Stop the jealousy. He also deserves to eat like every other person.

Gaucho the criminal is the worst representation of what a community is and no amount of whitewashing will change that!

@JamesNj69997901 @AnuarSaddat That is funny coming from a person whose area has the highest robberies, murders, and rapes they can’t even spare an overturned vehicle. Give us a break.

@AnuarSaddat The reason I moved from Kisumu was bcoz of such. At least pale Jkuat walikuwa wanakuibia , ukikataa ndo unapigwa. That's a head injury there bro might end up on the operating table pale Russia. Saad

That is Migosi in Kisumu. We had never seen brazen attacks by goons until now.

Kisumu is the cleanest and safest city in the whole of Kenya. Your propaganda bringing up a crime that happened in Ethiopia to damage the beautiful city of Kisumu is unbelievable. I hope you visit Kisumu like I did recently and see the progress: no hawkers occupying green spaces, no bodabodas riding on sidewalks or the wrong way, no kiosks occupying green spaces. This city should be the blueprint for all other cities. I wonder, is it because the city don’t have the ‘Githeri crew’ that this city has no chaos like Nairobi and most Murima cities.

@jimNjue_ You should go back gossiping about women cheating on their partners like you did about Ngus that is what your little brain can comprehend politics is beyond your Gatheri brain.

When Somali Islamic terrorists blew up malls and schools in Kenya, we didn’t persecute the Somali Population in Kenya. We sent troops in Somalia, pushed back the terrorists and set up a buffer zone. If it were South Africa they would have lynched all the Somalis on their streets

@HonJBMuturi Says the person who couldn’t even win in his own ward.

On my way to Mombasa, I found wananchi gathered by the roadside at Mutitu Adei, waiting with excitement and genuine warmth, calling on me to address them. Their energy and resolve could not be ignored. As I engaged them, many expressed their appreciation for the stand I took while still serving in government, speaking out when concerns emerged over the abductions of young people, even when the odds were firmly stacked against me. I told them that stand has never changed. I further assured them that the United Opposition remains firmly united. No amount of intimidation, propaganda, or attempts to divide us will succeed. We are focused, and we understand the responsibility before us. The message from Mutitu Adei was clear, Kenyans are awake, they are watching, and they are ready for leadership that stands with them. We will not be divided. We will not be silenced.

@jimNjue_ This conversation suits you perfectly; discussing women rather than politics is clearly more appropriate for your level.

I really feel for Njugush Man’s did everything ‘right’ Gave her a rich life Empowered her He made her famous, She’s not talented Mans Stayed Loyal even though she’s a 4, He even gave her 2 Sons Then she cheated with some Salonist because he has a nice beard and muscles

@citizentvkenya Let Ndindi Share information about the kiosks, as his team has placed them extensively, including on sidewalks and along riparian land.

Ndindi Nyoro: For the record, G to G is a scandal, G to G is a kiosk, G to G is a profiteering machine for the people in power. One of the local companies, you see clearly the owners are the opposition leaders. When we never had G to G, the Ksh to USD was 118 maximum 120. Now, after G to G, it is at 130. Which is better? The barrel of oil globally, when there was no G to G, was 115 dollars per barrel. How much were we paying at the pump: 160 for petrol and 140 for diesel. After the scam of G to G, oil per barrel is now 98. How much are Kenyans paying at the pump: 206 for diesel and 206 for petrol. It means the margin that is there between what was and what is there are people feasting on it, those are the owners of G to G #JKLive

@jimNjue_ Murima reasoning compares the gas prices of gas-producing Iran with those of non-gas-producing Kenya to argue that the government is not doing enough.

In war torn Iran, gas Price is $0.30 per liter, almost 10 times cheaper than Kenya.

@NjiruAdv Dude you gossip about another man like a little girl every day shut the F up B.

When discussing education, let's remember some PhD holders focus on the issues - like who's fat, which cow has ticks, whose cow has died, nani amenyamba the loudest, nani anakula kavagara mob, nani mjinga kushinda nani, and other short stories.#WANTAM

@NjiruAdv And you kipwhining like little high school girl.

Only kalenjins are getting government jobs, the rest of you KipApplying, Kipwaiting, Kipsuffering, Kipcomplaining, Kipcrying but finally Kipkwaiyet😂😂.

@ElCHULOCHULO_ @NjiruAdv Forty-five percent of the Muratina crew, yourself included, can easily be bought off with a few shillings, so just step back and fade away.

@NjiruAdv Watu wa WANTAM are more worried about RUTO losing votes than TUTAM people I think RUTO losing votes is an advantage to you guys The truth about this post is that he wants to create an online impression that RUTO has lost votes In real sense he knows he's exaggerating

How will this Ruto guy win the 2027 elections when he has lost over 45% of the total votes that made him president in 2022? Ruto wacha kiburi and start coming into terms with the reality of WATAM.

@HonMosiria Normal day in Gachagua Land. This is not surprising in Murima nothing to see here move on.

See them here and the way they make noise !! We always say we don’t want leaders who are thieves, but from this scenario, it seems that habit runs in the veins of even the wananchi who elect them… Jameni hii Dunia nikama almost everyone is a thief, it’s just that they haven’t found the opportunity yet! However, I am a man of virtue and integrity, and I know there are many others like me out here. Ni uchungu sana.