Sam Terriz
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Sam Terriz
@Terriz_Sam
HNIB Director General || PFO @StateHouseKenya Views Expressed Are Solely My Own
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Temmuz 2020
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WAMUNYORO, you told us you brought William Ruto to Mt. Kenya. You said you were the one who campaigned for him to win in 2022.
Today, you’re calling everyone from Mt. Kenya serving under President Ruto a TRAITOR.
Fine, we accept the title. But today, OL KALOU will remind you of one simple truth: you were never the magic behind the 2022 victory.
Elections are won by the people not by one man.
By the end of today, you’ll learn that shouting the loudest doesn’t mean you understand campaigns or elections.
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😂😂 WAMUNYORO, today seems to be the day you’re feeling the pressure. We told you that fear and endless statements would not change the will of the people. Yet here you are, posting one statement after another before voting is even over.
Relax. Let the people of Ol Kalou Decide. By the time the votes are counted and the winner is announced, you might have written a whole book of statements. Sit back, breathe, and respect the voters. #OlKalouDecides
Rigathi Gachagua@rigathi
Bwana IG, I told you that rogue police officers in plain clothes are your weakest link. They are the source of insecurity in the country. I urged you to have them withdrawn from Olkalou, but you seem impotent. Having sensed defeat, UDA-allied MPs are allegedly meeting with rogue police officers to storm major polling stations, disrupt voting, and stuff ballot boxes. If you are not part of this scheme, you have a duty to order the uniformed police officers, who are armed, to stop them and prevent any disruption. If you do not, then you are part of the scheme and must take responsibility for any violence that may occur. I urgently request election observers, the international media, local media stations, social media users, and everyone with a camera to proceed to Huruma Polling Station, St. Joseph and AC Primary School to document any attempted attack or disruption. Members of the public must protect these two polling stations and remain vigilant at others that may be targeted. The Nyandarua County Security and Intelligence Committee must take full responsibility should the attack occur.
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Congratulations, Governor Badilisha! Ksh 5 Million is a timely boost to the Methu campaign in Ol Kalou. We know you released the funds today. We wish you well.
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The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) Agents are reporting a secret plan by a struggling political group to ruin Thursday’s election.
1. The script starts with a staged kidnapping of Senator Methu to make people angry and alarmed.
2. Methu has ordered all his staff and campaign team to stay home and not to vote election day.
3. Next, the DCP candidate in Ol Kalou will also pretend to be abducted right before the voting starts to make the situation look even worse.
Our Agents confirm that, it’s nothing but a final, desperate gasp of a dying campaign that will be crushed at the ballot by the voters of Ol Kalou.
It is so DECLASSIFIED!
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OL KALOU has DECIDED! Samuel Nyaga is leading the victory wave, and the momentum is UNSTOPPABLE. #OlKalouDecidesNiMuchina
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The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureu (HNIB) Agents are reporting that DCP held a meeting at the Tower Sacco building last night.
The plan is to deploy 50 people to every polling station. The strategy is to spark violence and then bribe those who refuse to be intimidated.
Second, is intimidation, with anyone perceived to be voting UDA would be threatened with Arson.
Desparate times…
It is so DECLASSIFIED!
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NAIROBI CITY COUNTY, KENYA
TUESDAY, JULY 7, 2026
The magnificent 60,000 seater Talanta Sports City along Ngong Road, Nairobi, is near ready.
Awesome in size and beautiful to behold , this is the first international stadium to be built in this Country since the completion of Kasarani Stadium in 1987, thirty nine years ago.
The efficiency in timely completion has been boosted by the supervision of the contractor by the Kenya Defence Forces personnel and the adoption of a daily 24 hour work schedule.
Inspected works, greeted the workers and praised them for their role in building the nation, literally, with their hands and labour.
31 other Stadia are being built across Kenya, and this is the most extensive sports development programme ever initiated in our Country.
Talanta ni Faya sana, Pongezi Rais!
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Ruaraka Land Thief, FRED MATIANG’I, You can OVERUN the HEADLINES, but not the next CHAPTER. The RIVER YALA killings are knocking too. You belong in JAIL.
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Mugambi Imanyara’s gift to Wamunyoro
Sam Terriz@Terriz_Sam
The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) Agents are reporting that Rigathi Gachagua has directed each Mt. Kenya County to contribute Ksh 10 million towards the Ol Kalou by-election campaign. This afternoon, he quietly visited the home of Mugambi Imanyara in Ithimbari Village-Imenti South, Meru County, where he received Ksh 10 million and a new Prado. It is so DECLASSIFIED!
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The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) Agents are reporting that Rigathi Gachagua has directed each Mt. Kenya County to contribute Ksh 10 million towards the Ol Kalou by-election campaign.
This afternoon, he quietly visited the home of Mugambi Imanyara in Ithimbari Village-Imenti South, Meru County, where he received Ksh 10 million and a new Prado.
It is so DECLASSIFIED!
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The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) Agents are reporting that our people within DCP have shared a plan to hire lorries to felly goons and boda bodas from outside OlKalou to boost the effort.
The elaborate plan contained in a draft budget also has some newbie bloggers who will be used to hype the plan that targets women leaders and female voters.
HNIB insiders explained that the plan will be hidden by a roadshow that targets top Kikuyu artists as a cover of the plan to start violence in OlKalou.
DCP even plans to compromise journalists drawn from mainstream media houses.
The plan to start violence and how much it will cost is attached.
It is so DECLASSIFIED!
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The BALLOT is STRONGER than the BULLY.Gachagua,call your GOONS to ORDER.What happened in OlKalou is a direct ATTACK on DEMOCRACY & a clear VIOLATION of the IEBC CODE of CONDUCT.LEADERSHIP is earned thro’ the BALLOT, not thro’ INTIMIDATION. Let the pple of OLKALOU decide in PEACE.
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Gachagua, The people of Ol Kalou deserve peaceful politics, not intimidation. This evening, DCP marauding goons descended on Royal hotel where EALA MP Maina Karobia, his colleugues and MCAs were having dinner, demanding that they leave the premises. The goons arrived in vehicles KCB 854R, KDC 646F, KAW 099W and KCZ 233K, armed with pangas and jembe sticks before security swiftly intervened and dispersed them. Within minutes DCP bloggers including Gachagua were online attempting to spin a different narrative, but obviously FACTS can’t be changed. The violence is happening because DCP is in panic. Their own opinion poll show they are trailing by six points, with UDA leading.
Rigathi Gachagua@rigathi
Mr. Kipchumba Murkomen has dispatched Nairobi sierra killer squad that attacked Witima ACK church to cause mayhem in Ol kalou. They arrived three hours ago and started abductions and indiscriminate beatings on DCP campaigners. Our teams are held up at Royal Garden Hotel under brutal police and State-sponsored militia. Goons are currently breaking into the Hotel. Thank you Ol kolou people for resisting this killer squad. Ol kalou is not Mbeere!
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