EMBU PUNDIT 🇰🇪

Decolonise your mind.

You're broke because you’re drowning your paycheck in alcohol and nightlife. If you don’t control your alcohol, your alcohol will control your life. A man who lives in the bar will never own the bar. Stop drinking away your legacy before your children inherit your debts instead of your name.

The more money you make, the more money you realize you have to make.

Alcohol has no real value to mankind.

Kenya is Primarily 80 percent Agriculture. How we CANNOT Manufacture our own FERTILIZER 63 years after independence, but can build a 40 billion shillings conference centre NEEDS a case study.

I have finally had a chance to read your messages of support, endorsement and encouragement. It is an honor to earn your support. I will continue going to every part of our beloved country to engage with you and earn your support. Together, we will change Kenya! ^DM

baze ya jaba unaingia na maji ya dasani unskia msee amekuambia ati unakuanga role model wake

Sahii ukisema tu Maraga you get a thousand instant retweets. Maraga is a gospel spreading like Herpes in Kilimani

"Billions lost and bodies found " has to be the most common phrases in this regime 😭

Life humbles men, time humbles women.

Edwin Sifuna: Mnataka kuniambia naweza kuwa katibu mkuu wa ODM miaka nane and then I become the SG of mediocrity. Oburu tafuta SG wako. Mimi siwezi kuwa SG wa Oburu.

Being broke and not expecting money anywhere is one of the darkest place a man can be😔

Kuna siku youths wataungana

Paying taxes in Kenya feels like funding criminal activities.

Rebuilding from zero is a certain high that no drug can replicate.

Now that uko kadi, don’t waste it. Vote for the maverick who speaks truth to power, who demands that reforms must improve daily lives, and who is ready to build an economy that empowers every young Kenyan.

Sisi nonchalant guys tukirusha hey mbili,ukisema no,that will be the last time you hear from us,circumcision was too painful to simp

Remember: if everything you offer isn’t enough, offer your absence. Salt may not be on the menu, but when it’s missing, its absence is felt.

Nobody talks about this enough: being broke makes you a worse person. more jealous. more reactive. more desperate. Poverty doesn't just shrink your wallet, it shrinks your character.

The people shutting down your businesses and killing your careers will be asking you to re-elect them so they can keep their jobs. Never forget what they're doing to you.

Bro to Bro, KILL the NICE GUY inside you. LIFE doesn't CARE about your KINDNESS. Be RUTHLESS, or get CRUSHED.