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@Mike_K_2020 @ConanOBrien And meanwhile, I can see how you suck.

As I wrap up my nightly show, no one keeps me humble like my comedy hero Martin Short.

@criticalthotcop No, you make people look ugly, you!!!

Could someone ask one of Trump's porn stars how they got him to PULL OUT? The answer might come in handy given his refusal to concede.

Hard to imagine being more pleased with Biden’s Chief of Staff pick. @RonaldKlain is exactly who we need.

Moms, Dads, and especially you youth coaches: Show your kids a picture of Donald Trump and explain that he is a poor sport and a sore loser. Suggest strongly they not be like this person.

Yesterday we lost 56 Minnesotans – more deaths than we've seen since the start of COVID-19. I know you’re tired of this pandemic. We all are. But those 56 families can't get their loved ones back. We can't give up the fight.

Breaking news: Trump gets to lose Georgia twice

The way I look at Trump and his minions' nonsense is that they're like a bunch of drunks trying to take down a skyscraper with a blowtorch. I don't think they have the remotest chance of succeeding, but I also don't think we should allow them to start a fire while they try.

Trump, Barr, and Pompeo: If there was ever a trio of elderly white men who've got the Lipitor market cornered, it's these three plump stooges.

@bubbaprog Man, the GOP is not good at this.

Postal worker featured by Republicans as evidence of vote tampering admits he made it up; GOP donors gave him $130,000 washingtonpost.com/investigations…

Vote them all out.

Raise your hand if you stand with Dr. Fauci over Donald Trump ✋

Trump has paid more taxes to China than the United States.

Trump paid more taxes to China than he did the United States.

I like presidents who don’t have Chinese bank accounts.

I probably don’t need to tell anyone this, but a President having a secret Chinese bank account is a big deal, and a massive counterintelligence threat

This election, former RNC Chair and a lifelong Republican, @MichaelSteele, is voting to restore the soul of our nation. He's voting for Joe Biden.

@criticalthotcop I’m sorry for you. Really, you should feel more loved

I remember this vividly