Ryan Murphy

@FaeTheYY Huge if true

Outside the forge if any cunt wants a straightener . Proof of my location. X

@Nareystoepoker Balikwisha without a shadow of a doubt. Board tracked him for apparently a year. Had to fly over to persuade him, cost over 5 million and he's absolute shite. Has a weird, timid look about him. Like he's just waiting to be called out for taking a shite in the team jacuzzi.

The jist of the responses so far: Aberdeen fans: all our signings Livi fans: all our signings Killie fans: Beach Dundee Utd fans: Kucherenko and Moller Rangers fans: Rothwell Celtic fans: Balikwisha, Adamu, Mvuka, Simpson-Pusey

Every single Celtic attack fails because they push up, stop, pass back to their defense and allow the opposite team time to get back and shape up. No urgency or split passing. It's slow and predictable build up play and teams are wise to it.

Reminder that Ralston was picked for the upcoming Scotland squad over various other potential players when he is 4th choice at Celtic...

Martin O'Neill never thought Kasper Schmeichel was dealing with a career-threatening injury based on previous scans he had at #Celtic. Defended medical team and said only Schmeichel will know whether he has been honest all along with his fitness. 🔗 heraldscotland.com/sport/25955820…

@DominikDiamond Will be interesting to see if he's using the same tech as Vulture? It was Scorpion who approached him in jail in the end credits scene asking about Spiderman.

This is an absolutely inspired bit of casting!

@FaeTheYY Is he out the team and getting an operation because he has 14 finger on that left hand?

It will be wild if Hearts win the Premiership, given we've not had a winner outside Glasgow in over 40 years. It will be wild if Rangers win the Premiership, given they only won 1 of their opening 7 games of the season and they have only won 53% of their league games to date with just 8 left to play. It will be wild if Celtic win the Premiership, given they've lost 7 times already this season, have changed manager 3 times, and had two utter clusterfuck transfer windows. It will be wild if Celtic land the double, given all of the above and the fact they won a quarter final despite not registering a single shot on target. It will be wild if St.Mirren win a major trophy, or even two, but still manage to get themselves relegated. It will be wild that Steven Pressley has outlasted the manager of Celtic (twice), Rangers, Aberdeen, St.Mirren, Kilmarnock and Livingston this season. It's wild that with 8 games to play Motherwell have the best defensive record in the Premiership and have lost the same number of games as the league leaders. It's wild that 3 of Hearts 5 defeats this season have come against the teams currently sitting 9th, 10th and 11th in the league. It's wild that Livingston won their 2nd game of the season and in the middle of March, 28 games later, they are still waiting on their next victory. It's Scottish football. And it is indeed, wild.

@hamishbode That's essentially a classic car now! Tremendous motor and good taste!

I'm so excited to introduce you to the new addition to our family. 1060kg, mummy doing well.

@FaeTheYY The way St Mirren have been playing recently, I expect nothing less than a scudding from Rangers. Would be banter if they lost but don't see it.

Im happy with hearts dropping points as long as the huns do the same . I think id rather hearts were going well until the last possible moment. Ye dont want them chucking it when they still have the huns to play

@JoeDB__ When you get promoted you only goal in that first season is to stay up and avoid relegation. Can't be asking for the manager to be stacked if he's doing that. It's mad patter.

10 clear 🤷🏻‍♂️ we would’ve still taken that start of the season and we’re only 12 clear now. Is it ideal? No. Should we be calling for his head? Also no

@aboutceltic Maybe because it's Maeda and could have just as easily gone out for a corner the way he's been hot and cold recently?

I’m really struggling to see how anyone doesn’t believe that this is a clear goal scoring opportunity 🤣

@JoshMcCafferty7 Yang has huge potential. The way he can move the ball and takes quick touches when dribbling. There's definitely a player there and I think he can only get better. Decision making and crossing could be better.

That felt like another crucial #Celtic victory. Yang is showing the guile of a player who can contribute when the chips are down. He would have snatched at those chances in years gone by. Goals against Rangers, Hearts, and now Motherwell prove his mettle. Sinisalo assist?

@Jamie_R3d @CelticFC dancing on the sands?

@CelticFC Where is Reo

📋 Our starting XI to face Motherwell. #CELMOT | #CelticFC🍀

@DominikDiamond No this is him at Lennoxtown

This is what Mvuka is like at Lennoxtown.

@FaeTheYY reddit.com/r/ScottishFoot… 😆

Ffs , this tit for tat will end up getting out of control .

@FaeTheYY @jam91863 @FBI @OttawaPolice @CadburyUK Needs to be severe reaper cushions

@jam91863 @FBI @OttawaPolice @CadburyUK The straw that broke the horses hoof for me .

Oh look. The world's best behaved fans are at it again. @FBI @OttawaPolice @CadburyUK

The winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize is threatening Iran's National Soccer Team ahead of the FIFA World Cup.