The Real MurphyBruno⤴️

Feels like the new Hoff is just like the old Hoff

Live view of @SiddallJoe strutting around the Rogers Centre prior to first pitch ...

Lukes, there it is!

Eugene Levy's brother is a cancer.

@KelleyBydlon @beatingthebook I think she was just mad I was watching it. You've lost a lot of weight KB.

@MurphyBruno @beatingthebook Daaaamn ma! We’re trying! Thanks for watching

@beatingthebook @KelleyBydlon my 87 yr old mom was visiting, she saw me watching your show this morning , she laughed and said "you are watching those two fat guys again!".

Paul Skenes turning around to see the ball heading towards Oneil Cruz

@Hogdale_ Yankees fans are missing the plot -- thy are now a mid market team and are no longer capable of acquiring elite talent #NewNormal

Turns out that four exquisite shits from a butt isn’t an appetizing offer

@Erik_Swanson03 @PBaracchini Sid still bitter at Rogers.

Someone take the mic away from this clown.

@Section524 You need to pick a character and stick with it. You can't keep flipping from 'I love the Jays' to 'I don't give a shit'. Which is it?

@MurphyBruno It is. I’m not in therapy about it or ready to whisper ‘Rosebud… leadoff…’ on my deathbed.

I’ve seen a lot of #BlueJays seasons. And hope to see many more. 2025 will always be bittersweet - like ‘85, ‘87, and ‘15. The ones that slipped away. They hurt. But I suppose it means we love as fans with added depth. We move on, reluctantly. Scars tell a story. Play Ball 2026.

Giancarlo Stanton scoring the first run of the season

Would it be too obvious we are tanking if we started Järnkrok in net tonight?

@mike1754041 @MLBNetwork Would be nice, but doubtful

@MLBNetwork Cavan Biggio

Which players do you think will take the leap to superstardom in 2026?

We dodged one there.

@davidaxelrod @CNN @Cubs @mkraju @Yankees Hence the "go cubs" exchange on Inside Politics yesterday.

As spring training wraps up, great to run into my esteemed @CNN colleague, friend and lifelong @Cubs fan, @mkraju, at Sloan Field in Mesa today, where the Cubbies clobbered the @Yankees 15-6!

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home. They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

@brianlilley @sydthesquider TACO

Statement from Donald Trump moments ago. Strikes on Iran's power infrastructure called off as talks progress he says.

@JLRINVESTIGATES You mean that a domestic abuser is among the media covering the case?

Something definitely fishy with this Nancy Guthrie case.

I am hearing that Stolarz paid Willy $500 to take that high shot on him in warm-ups and get him the day off.