Myke Murphy

@fesshole Farting at a dull party, is a great ice breaker too

Dad to newborn girl. She has discomfort after feeds, until she farts. My new game is trying to disguise my own farts as hers. If successful, I take great joy in hearing the wife's excitement and acoustic analysis of my farts.

@Salford_RLFC Nice 🤞🏉🏉

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@archivetvmus71 Tune 👌

Top of the Pops (5th May 1983). Heaven 17 were one of the acts who appeared on TOTP's 1,000th show.

@ElvisPresley Cracking Raw LP from The King, love it 💯

On this day in 1956, "Elvis Presley," his debut album with RCA, hit #1 on the Billboard album chart! #ElvisPresley #Icon #BillboardChart #Legend

@AlanFinn16 Its a nightmare Alan 😔

Having asthma is pain in the arse my daily life it’s horrible

@fesshole Lettuce pray for the fesser 😉

Live in a very rural area. Haven't bought toilet paper for a long time because switched to dock leaves. Superior.

@JohnBarrowman Can you move ya foot n glass for a proper peep John 👀 😉

My view right now.

@FGFriendlies Cheers FG 🍻

@MurphyMyke BRILLIANT! 👏👏👏

#IconicStarWarsInASongOrMovie The Balled of Jedi Clampit

@bagshaw2112 XL #magiceye

!!! what do you see in 3D ??… #magiceye #stereoscope !!. Who will be #firstin and #topten . PLEASE PUT #magiceye in your replies to be in the #topten goodluck please repost so others can play along 🙏 JUST A BIT OF FUN 🤩 #monday

@paul1964Jam Topov was well spooky 👻

Who remembers Pipkins?

I frequently check the InPost app to see the availability at my local lockers. When they're full, it really lifts my day to think that someone out there is ever so slightly inconvenienced.

@FeelGoodNFresh 👍🍻

@MurphyMyke BRILLIANT! 😄😄😄

#WhenToUseYourReason 's to be cheerful 🍻

@fesshole Whatever floats your boat 😳

@FeelGoodNFresh 👍😄

@MurphyMyke Great! Thanks for playing!

#WhenToUseYourReason to try and win a argument 👌

@kyletim13 👍😄

@fesshole She'll realise, Sunak or later 👍

The elderly woman in our village shop thinks I'm Rishi Sunak. Realise this is because she thinks all Indian men in their 40s look the same but I'm not going to correct her because she keeps giving me free cakes.