Myke Murphy

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Myke Murphy

Myke Murphy

@MurphyMyke

What's the use of reaching 90, if you waste 89. 🫅 Elvis Presley. C'mon Salford RLFC 🏉

Katılım Şubat 2016
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Myke Murphy
Myke Murphy@MurphyMyke·
@fesshole Farting at a dull party, is a great ice breaker too
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Dad to newborn girl. She has discomfort after feeds, until she farts. My new game is trying to disguise my own farts as hers. If successful, I take great joy in hearing the wife's excitement and acoustic analysis of my farts.
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Salford RLFC
Salford RLFC@Salford_RLFC·
WIN 5 Challenge Cup Final tickets 🤩🏆 Follow us and retweet this video with @Salford_RLFC attached. The winner will be announced next Wednesday, best of luck 🤞 #ChallengeCup
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archivetvmusings@archivetvmus71·
Top of the Pops (5th May 1983). Heaven 17 were one of the acts who appeared on TOTP's 1,000th show.
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Alan Finn@AlanFinn16·
Having asthma is pain in the arse my daily life it’s horrible
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Live in a very rural area. Haven't bought toilet paper for a long time because switched to dock leaves. Superior.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I frequently check the InPost app to see the availability at my local lockers. When they're full, it really lifts my day to think that someone out there is ever so slightly inconvenienced.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
The elderly woman in our village shop thinks I'm Rishi Sunak. Realise this is because she thinks all Indian men in their 40s look the same but I'm not going to correct her because she keeps giving me free cakes.
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