Daniel Murray

Welcome back for a pint any time Bonnie lad @trippier2

@FabrizioRomano Fuckin hell Fabrizio I’m doubled over here mate. You got anymore?

🧤😁 Mikel Arteta when asked who starts in goal tomorrow: “The starting GK will be European, under 32, right footed, speaks at least two languages”.

@WeAreWST @Sportsbetio Have they not got Shaun’s size in that waistcoat? He’s gonna have someone’s eye out if he’s not careful

Setting up for a thrilling evening in Manchester... You can't call it! 😅 #TourChampionship | @Sportsbetio

@FabrizioRomano Good Morning Fabrizio

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@deirdrescig @ryanlobb1 all he needed was a good raping to calm him down

the kind and sane david has just smashed up the street on classic corrie

Lockdown coming back you say?

Newcastke United football club

@BBCNews Next up, landscape gardening by Fred West

University tuition fees system is a 'mess', says Clegg bbc.in/4b2ZH2b

Wish some people would just fuck off

@BroadcastMoose Good to have these back moose lad. Keep them coming. This is what sets you apart from daft eggheads like Edwards and Ryder. This and other things, obviously. Enjoy your evening pal.

Some supper before the big event of the evening

Seeing Man Utd fans talk about Newcastle’s “cup final” is very, very funny. Newcastle have won a domestic cup final more recently than Man Utd have won a domestic cup match

@rioferdy5 Rio shut the fuck up you fuckin tosspot

Newcastle deserve that.,. We’ve not been at the races!

William Idemudia Daugaard Osula

@ToonPolls @cm_nufc Dear me

Question from @cm_nufc What would you rather…. Beat Barca over two legs but lose to Sunderland. Or Lose to Barca over two legs but beat Sunderland. #NUFC

Geordies in the champions league ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

@BasilTheGreat @connorharle94 I’m sure he’s just making sure she doesn’t need urgent medical attention or that she doesn’t miss her flight ???

🚨THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING🚨 2.30am and a woman in the UK saw a migrant STARING AT HER THROUGH HER DOOR She called the Police and they took him to hospital then released him She asked what she should do if he comes again, Police said "Call us" 🤷

@MagpieMediaX We conceded 3 goals. How have you watched that and decided 3 of the back 4 have had a good game. I’d just start doing summit else with your weekends cos you’re wasting your time with football.

#NUFC thoughts from yesterday: Positives: Thiaw and Botman both solid overall Hall absolutely brilliant (again) Bruno carried midfield on his return Elanga bright again - MUST start at Spurs Woltemade’s ball-carrying in the No.10 (!) Osula pressed like a monster - very sharp Negatives: Pope couldn’t save a Word document Trippier is being hung out to dry Tonali’s head is completely turned Murphy was utterly dire Barnes looked knackered Wissa was alarmingly bad in every aspect Howe was outclassed by Andrews

@piersmorgan He must have seen your tweet Piers

UPDATE: It’s been deleted.

@beINSPORTS_EN @Carabao_Cup @AndyKerrtv They did the same thing four days ago

🗣️ "We're really disappointed with that first half performance, that's very uncharacteristic for us." Eddie Howe on Newcastle's @Carabao_Cup exit. 🎤 @AndyKerrtv #CarabaoCup #MCINEW #NUFC