Sam Elliotts Mustache

Don’t spit in the fire unless you’re ready for the smoke.

If your hat’s too big, grow into it — don’t shrink beneath it.

@DarkAmelina @ABeardedHero you said it!

@ABeardedHero It depends on the person. Men like Tom Selleck or Sam Elliott MUST to have their mustaches.🥰😊

Do you find a mustache attractive on a man?

@TMBuzzard 😅

@MustacheElliott Never get your butt-scratching and nose-picking hands mixed up.

Never oil your mustache with the same hand you shuffle cards.

If you’re gonna sit tall in the saddle, make sure your conscience fits the stirrups.

@TerryLee276610 @lady_valor_07 darn tootin 🤠

@lady_valor_07 SAM. Sam Elliot had a cool moustache like that! 😁

What would you name this cat

A campfire forgives bad stories, but not bad company.

@MarkHindle15 @TheMonologist What a mustache!

@TheMonologist And Sam Elliott has it down pat.

Souped-up talk won’t outrun slow feet.

@MissStixy @TheMonologist yeehaw 🤠

For me, Sam Elliott has everything desirable in a man, physically. And that voice... the glances, the quiet confidence, the whole presence are enough to kick-start any red-blooded woman's sleepy ovary into life. 🤤🤤🤤 (I had a love interest once, with a man who looked like him - sadly, very controlling & a spineless mummy's boy 😭)

@CowboyKurt1990 @theFOWLISHHOUND @BestMovieMom i will always be the GOAT

@theFOWLISHHOUND @BestMovieMom Yes he did! Second best to Sam Elliott of course

Every mustache you see in Tombstone (1993) is 100% real. Director George P. Cosmatos banned all fake facial hair, forcing every actor to grow their own period-accurate mustache to ensure the film looked as authentic as possible.

When the herd runs wild, find the calmest horse and borrow its thinking.

@GibberingGibbon @BestMovieMom you said it! (I may be biased)

@BestMovieMom Sam Elliot always wins for mustaches!

@LadyLTDance @TheMonologist yeehaw! 🤠

@TheMonologist Sam Elliott still has it!

@goganbunch @BestMovieMom 🤣

@BestMovieMom I didn’t think Sam Elliott could grow facial hair

A sharp crease in your jeans won’t fix a dull edge in your word.

@MikelShog @Matt_Pinner 🏆

@Matt_Pinner Sam Elliot or Groucho

What would you name him? 🤔

If you can’t grow patience, at least grow a mustache.

@LokiofSunset @ilovefourloko You said it!

@MustacheElliott @ilovefourloko Some men were born to wear a mustache, he’s one of them. Also Tom Sellick, Wilford Brimly and Teddy Roosevelt.

A weak handshake and a crooked hat both tell on a man.