The Mighty Buzzard

My political philosophy by example... D: Guns should be banned/regulated! Me: Go fuck yourselves. R: Porn should be banned/regulated! Me: Go fuck yourselves. Hope that clears things up.

@OfRosis I see em fine, I was just lettin a fella be grouchy if he wanted.

Since no one can see my tweets!!! 🖕🏻u and your camel

@shortmagsmle I know, right? Drink yourself stupid and pass out in the yard like a grown-ass man.

There are grown adults that talk about taking an edible and cozying up under a heavy blanket like they’re a small-breed house dog with an anxiety disorder

You want a follow, give me funny. I've got plenty of politics and outrage in my timeline and don't need any more, thanks.

@bryster3413 Little over ten years in TN and now it just freaks me out being able to see the entire horizon when I go back to visit.

Post of the western Okrahoma sky.

@bhweingarten Pretty decent argument but not a slam dunk, we'll see how it flies.

🚨The Trump admin has filed its reply brief in the birthright citizenship case before the Supreme Court. It opens: The “main object” of the Citizenship Clause was to grant citizenship to freed slaves and their children, whose allegiance to the United States had generally been established through generations of parental domicile. By contrast, aliens who are just passing through the United States, and those who cross our borders illegally, lack ties of allegiance and do not obtain the “priceless and profound gift” of citizenship for their children. To receive citizenship under the Clause, a person must be both born “in the United States” and “subject to the jurisdiction thereof…” That language grants citizenship to children “completely subject” to the United States’ “political jurisdiction.” Children of temporarily present or illegal aliens do not qualify because their parents are not domiciled in, and thus do not owe the requisite allegiance to, the United States. Temporarily present aliens are by definition not domiciled here, while illegal aliens lack the legal capacity to form such a domicile.

@BadgedPatriot I'm not certain you did the annoying guy much of a favor there. Ass whoopings can be quite educational if they don't go overboard.

People that are aggressive in trying to force their beliefs or lifestyles on other people who want no part of it are annoying as hell. I just saved one of those type people from taking an ass whipping & man was it hard to do. He better be glad for professional integrity👮‍♂️🤔

@4thletterThe And as a bonus, it *really* annoys physicists.

@TMBuzzard Interesting.

The deep-seated unease that Albert Einstein felt toward quantum mechanics…famously dismissed as "spooky action at a distance"…may finally find its resolution in a century-old theory that is making a sophisticated comeback. At the heart of the debate is the "measurement problem": the baffling reality that quantum particles exist in multiple states at once (superposition) until the moment they are observed, at which point they "collapse" into a single, definite state. For decades, the standard Copenhagen interpretation has essentially told physicists to "shut up and calculate," accepting this jump from probability to reality without a physical explanation. However, a growing number of researchers are revisiting "Pilot Wave Theory," originally proposed by Louis de Broglie in 1927. Unlike the standard view where particles are blurry clouds of probability, Pilot Wave Theory suggests that particles have definite positions and trajectories at all times, but they are guided by an invisible, underlying "pilot wave." This approach restores determinism to the universe, implying that the "randomness" we see in quantum experiments isn't inherent to nature, but rather a result of our inability to see the underlying wave dynamics. Recent experiments with "walking droplets"…oil drops that bounce on a vibrating fluid bath…have visually demonstrated how a macroscopic particle can exhibit quantum-like behavior, such as interference and tunneling, simply by interacting with its own wave field. The resurgence of this theory represents a bold attempt to ground the strangeness of the subatomic world in classical, intuitive reality. If the pilot wave model holds true, it would mean that the universe is not fundamentally chaotic or dependent on a conscious observer to function. Instead, it would suggest that quantum mechanics is an incomplete picture…a beautiful but fragmented map of a much deeper, more structured ocean of fluid dynamics. By looking backward to the foundational debates of the 1920s, modern physicists may be on the verge of finally fixing the "broken" heart of quantum physics, uniting the tiny world of the atom with the predictable world we experience every day.

@Sassafrass_84 Good to know. I'd probably quit playing on here and go fishing more if I got X famous. I'm just here for the memes and to drop the occasional snarky comment.

Just a psa: I actually owe a lot of my account success on social media because I was a reply guy. Posting on just my timeline alone a few years back didn't get results. So, I learned to be one of the first to reply on large accounts. It took time and dedication. Not many have that luxury. My first viral comment ever was on Elon Musks' post a few years back, and he was asking how to improve X. I said to get rid of the p*rn bots. I was sick of seeing them everywhere. Sure enough, they are gone for the most part. Not spamming my replies or others that I can seee. I think that comment alone was 44k likes and many reposts. Even though the reply guy isn't the "in" thing anymore... I still do it. This is how you get account exposure. Most will say it shouldn't be like that, but it works. People naturally gravitate towards my page. The followers came. If you build it, they will come.

@malcolmkenyatta Exactly how stupid do you think people are?

DOGE didn’t do shit but steal our social security numbers.

@klara_sjo That's it, bomb Brazil next.

Brazilians have moved on to blaspheming our beloved burgers. Is nothing sacred to them?!?

@usedgov @USTreasury Stop making loans for Underwater Lesbian Grievance Studies degrees then. Deny any line of study without a real path to employment, since employment is the reason we guarantee the loans in the first place.

The student loan portfolio is in JEOPARDY!  Proud to partner with @USTreasury for a hard reset in federal student aid programs.

@Sassafrass_84 It was dead before Charlie. One guy trying to have a conversation does not equal national discourse.

Is political discourse dead in America? Did it die with Charlie? He was changing so many minds. Now that he is gone, I am seeing so much bs. Narratives are being pushed. No discussions. Just accusations. Blame games. Yelling matches. Just constant rage. Not enough positive affirmations and discussions. Total chaos and ugliness. It's not helping Americans.

@RealPostFolder We don't want or need people to care about us. We just need them to stop standing in our way.

@OfRosis I known too many Georgia boys in my time for that to surprise me.

Unbelievable

@AntiLeftMemes Yes.

Is Democrat Senator Mark Kelly Gay or Retarded?

@SandyofCthulhu Back when dudes in drag on TV were funny instead of freaks.

A few months ago I was running a tabletop roleplaying game, and I said the barmaid was "silvery blonde, big soulful eyes, long legs that won't quit." Several of the player-characters were hitting on her. They didn't realize that I was literally describing Bugs Bunny in drag.

@Gl1tchByt3 @JamieBonkiewicz A state ID isn't unaffordable for anyone. Literally nobody. Bums on the street can save up enough in a day or two. You don't NEED any super special ID to vote, any will suffice. Registering is what requires proof of citizenship, which is free.

@JamieBonkiewicz I have no problem with requiring ID but the government needs to provide it for free to those who can't afford one otherwise.

Reminder: if voting requires a $165 passport, that’s a poll tax. We made those unconstitutional in 1964.

@MarkBadMan @Grummz Oh I've no doubt I could still beat it if I had to. But see, there's this bit of my mind that's always sitting in the background thinking "is this really more fun than fishing?"

@TMBuzzard @Grummz It’s never too late. I Play in a CS2 team occasionally with an old head in his late 50s. He can out gun anyone. Hes double my elo. Just practice.

Why doesn’t this apply to game journalists?

@Sassafrass_84 Cause they got hearts full of hatred and you look like a soft target.

I'm not sure why certain people follow me just to harass me. Cuss me out. Call me names. Threaten me. When I click on their profile, they are following me. The block button is ineffective. The only thing you can do is when they comment, hit hide reply and block. They don't like it when you hide their comments. Follow me for more tips and life advice.