John smuth

@drshrimp “Have you met my friend ****”

CBTM: Spawn camping Newport chicks at nitro bar ifykyk @Mustbedone23

@drshrimp Strictly waiting outside at the nitro bar

@Mustbedone23 This is what our summer will be. It’s in our hands

Tight blondes and pitchers

@drshrimp the subconscious is speaking

@Mustbedone23 This kids on a fucking heater 😭

Can’t wait to cheat on my wife when she’s at home with the kids watching movies.#whynot

Dreading this 2 hour lab. #Fuckiran

@drshrimp It’s not a need it’s a necessity

What’s up w girls from coastal RI being super hot. @Mustbedone23 lot of action down there this summer.

Double everything in life btw

Dude i wonder what monkeys think abt humans.

Gambling and bag on a tuseday why not. Let’s have a week. happy easter

Hopefully I end up in a bush #middleeast

@drshrimp Double date in newport. Who says no

@Mustbedone23 This helps you out hard my boy

Just got off the phone with the ex-wife. Don’t know if it’s a good idea or not but it’s like crack I can’t stop

First saturday in awhile being sober. Sucks would be an understatement

@drshrimp Needs to be done

@Mustbedone23 our chances of the 4th happening again are increasing.

Brutal night, worst sentence u could say mid sex “My bad, its just the night tn”

@drshrimp beach ball

Playing a spring sport single handedly ruins my ass getting potential second semester

Happy wednesday seems like a big day

Something has to be done tn