Mani Mustermann

@emjayr8 @ayeejuju So you are also a necrophile. Good to know. Kids these days and their wierd hobbies...

@MustermannMani @ayeejuju It stands for how many times a day I have sex with your mother in the customary missionary position whilst looking her in the eyes.

@roger_hajtschi @skysportformel1 Wenn einer fragt wie wenig Ahnung du hast, antwortest du einfach mit Ja oder?

@skysportformel1 ...fangen die jetzt auch mit so einer Scheisse an wie in der korrupten Formel Eins ...fehlt nur noch die Auflistung von Tracklimits und Untersuchungen bei Berührung und Überholvorgängen ...

@itsMrrrM DÖ DÖ DÖÖ DÖ

I think Max Verstappen did irreversible damage to Formula 1 by introducing people to endurance racing and Nürburgring. I’ve been glued to the TV for 3 hours so far, while in F1 I usually stop watching after 10 laps and end up scrolling through TikTok

@raphousetv7 Why ain't the car orange?

Authorities have Released Footage Showing A Wisconsin Suspect’s Car Flying Over Traffic During A Police Chase.

@theQbanguy John Nodick

Elliot is Wick. Get ready.

@emjayr8 @ayeejuju From your reply I guess that the 8 in your name stands for your age ;)

@MustermannMani @ayeejuju If a man likes to suck on dummies when he gets older, will he likely be secure in his masculinity

@Slotsflops @emjayr8 @ayeejuju This.

@emjayr8 @MustermannMani @ayeejuju we dont lose our desire to suck on things dude They just change from pacifiers to boobs

@ayeejuju You can't take back words. She insulted the thing which is holy for us men, our hobbies and intrests. She chose to go from the loveable wife to a room mate you don't like. She basically managed to wreck the marriage in 1 outrage moment

@emjayr8 @ayeejuju so? someday you will learn that men with the most childish hobbies are the most secure about their masculinity. If you think growing up and getting older is about abolishing fun, I feel sorry for you

@ayeejuju I mean, yeah she's a bitch, but this 28 year old man is playing with Lego.

@MiyukiKitsuneVT Nichts ist schneller als der rote Passarati

endgegner jeder deutschen autobahn

@Mekko10000 @mvcyo_ my bad. 9 tons is correct

@MustermannMani @mvcyo_ 9 tons…

This is what we call being a boy for life 😂

@__Poisonivyyy Yeah no rush so you can be pregnant at a risky age to lose the child in the end or die in the process. We in germany have a simple rule fatherage+motherage > 75 = risky pregnancy

Ashanti being pregnant at 43, Janet Jackson being pregnant at 50 and Halle Berry being pregnant at 47 is proof that you don't have to rush and start a family 🥰

@MuenzenMeister they all have a lot of money on paper. we germans have money in bank.

Was auch sehr spannend ist: In Deutschland wird man Milliardär quasi nur durch Erben. Nur jeder 4. hat sein Vermögen selbst aufgebaut. In den USA ist es genau umgekehrt: Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg alle Selfmade. Das sagt doch einiges darüber aus, wie Vermögen hier entsteht – und wer die Chancen hat es zu ändern.

Ab wann ist man reich? Heute Morgen am Kiosk vorbeigelaufen und dort diese Frage gesehen! Was sagt das Bundesfinanzministerium dazu? Wer als Single 6.600€ netto verdient gehört zur Oberschicht und ist damit reich. 96% der Deutschen verdienen weniger! Ich wette, dass die meisten (inkl. mir), die das lesen, sich trotzdem nicht reich fühlen. Vor allem die, die Familie und Kinder haben. Einer der Gründe: Weil das 1% der Deutschen 35% des gesamten Vermögens halten, ist die Relation so verzerrt, dass “Gutverdiener” sich wie die Mittelschicht fühlen. Und die Schere wird noch weiter auseinander gehen!

@MuenzenMeister if you read BILD you are poor if you are rich you read anything else but that

@reddit_lies he is immediately the villian of ironman 1

He'd immediately start sailing.

@LittleBillie17 @LaceeLume1 let me guess, you aint got kids right? most likely not since your comment is that level off stupid

@LaceeLume1 She bought a playpen so she could sleep and not have to worry about her kid running around. That’s actually shameful

Little space, big adventures 👶💛

@otokyo__ The Supercop

Name a Cop movie but it can't be Bad Boys

@otokyo__ Das Boot. "The Boat"

NAME one

@DrDiGiorgio The murican system come down to "are you rich enough to get treated" this is basically "if poor, u ded" In germany I can go to the doc whenever I want. Sure special docs like skindoc take up to a year. but basic treatment is covered

This is the ultimate midwit healthcare take. No, 32 countries have not “figured out” universal healthcare. The UK has “free” healthcare, and roughly 1 in 3 cancer patients in England still fail to start treatment within 62 days of urgent referral. Canada has “free” healthcare, and the median wait for neurosurgical treatment is around a year. Australia has “free” healthcare, and over half the country still buys private insurance despite paying for a public universal system with their taxes. Switzerland has universal coverage, because residents are required to buy private insurance. There is no government system where benevolent bureaucrats tuck you in at night with a warm blanket and an MRI appointment. The actual lesson from other wealthy countries is not “they figured it out.” America’s system has huge problems. Our prices are insane, insurance markets are distorted, and hospital systems are cartelized. Our regulations make care more expensive than it needs to be. Yet we still guarantee access to even the 8% who don’t have coverage. We give easy routes to qualify for medicaid for those with disabilities. Pretending the rest of the world solved healthcare because they slapped the word “universal” on a rationing scheme is not analysis. It is bumper sticker policy for people who think access means having a card in your wallet while you wait a year to see the doctor you need.