Mutant League

Listen to the infectious side project of North Carolina garage rockers, Mutant League: bit.ly/1n7sDnI

Its a beautiful day to be alive .......why sit there confused.....

I don't think it's too much to ask that everyone stop acting like idiots.

We're not getting away from Mumford & Sons for a good long while, are we?

Don’t mess with Texas. ‘Cause it’s easily confused.

THIS is why paul rudd is the MAN! bit.ly/1gBtiz6 #MacAndMe

Laundry day is a very dangerous day.

Queens of the Stone Age album "...Like Clockwork" is a work of dark, twisted and beautiful majesty

All I know is that I don't know.

#TDSBreakingNews Putin: Russia is moral compass of world. We agree in the sense that a compass is a tool and Putin is a total tool.

People who don't get excited about/obsessed with things are B-O-R-I-N-G.

In exactly two weeks, we'll all wake up and say "ah shit, Christmas is over."

Do people who think there's a war on Christmas notice that there are actual wars?

The best part of being at the airport before 6am is the knowledge that we all are going to die.

The Outer Banks in the winter can often be an incredibly boring place.

Red Bull is a delicate blend of bad idea.

@ghsstrings how does a band get string flow? Boomers and Brite Flats all day!

How do you wrap presents?

Some days, you have to eat a whole digiorno pizza to yourself, just to prove you're still alive.

Scheduling practice is a tricky and difficult task.