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@RobertAlai UDA mkonashida sana, hii ni stronghold yenu DCP wanatoka na clean 10k votes!!? Enyewe TUKO KADI.

Where are those who claimed that DCP was some serious party? Wacheni michezo!

@KingPhelz Not really because if Arsenal win the next match the league will be determined by the next city match which will be a MUST win for them, anything less is a league gone with Arsenal

Wait, if Arsenal win their next match they would be 5pts ahead of city with one match to go which means they’ve automatically won the league yeah? 💔

@Adele_lide Aitwe asiitwe, aende asiende TUKO KADI nanii

President Ruto is the only African president invited to the 52nd G7 summit next month in France Walahi, there's something special these world leaders see in Ruto that many Kenyans don't The G7 members are: Canada, the UK, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, and the USA

@gpdkaluma On the same breath, tell Kenyans who was the DEPUTY PRESIDENT to UHURU KENYATTA when all this was going on. Mchezo wa town tunaujua. Tuko KADI nanii.

President Kibaki came with “It’s our Turn to Eat”: Anglo-Leasing, Computer Error Billions etc. President Uhuru succeeded Kibaki took debts and stole everything in his way. Uhuru should be serving jail term. Thank you President Ruto for ending mega corruption in Kenya!

@FrankMtetezi @grok list all scandals under President Ruto 😂😂

Where is that Larry Madowo to tell us what was Former President Uhuru Kenyatta doing with our money , Now we have a PhD, President William Ruto doing everything to Perfection , Check on the new outlook of Kenya 's State House , I want Wamunyoro and Larrys Personal Opinion s!

@Realkangethe Huu mchezo wa town tunaujua, we are not recycling. All that impeached Right G & voted for Finance Bill '24 MJIPANGE ama namna gani nanii?

"We planned for Riggy G's impeachment with Ichung'wa and other Ruto's allies from Mt Kenya and we knew he will be forgotten after 2 weeks. Unfortunately, it turned out different, Ruto lost Mt Kenya votes and he's really regretted impeaching him. Gachagua did nothing wrong, we just framed him as 'mkabila' so to impeach him he's never one, he always defend what's rightful for Mwananchi" ~ Anne Waiguru

@Mastardcesh I often wonder, at what point does one handle such cash in fx trading? 1+1=3 Don't argue.

Another Sharp Boy in town. The number is growing gradually. Growing day by day. Kenyans are now questioning Remcy Don’s source of Income after he was spotted carrying 2 carrier bags full of cash. Gen Z must tell us where they're getting all this money. I need to join them. Si mlisema siti ni kutoka block.

@UtdFaithfuls Robbed how, are we watching the same thing!🙄? You & the hammers are the ROBBERS.

WEST HAM ROBBED!!! THE WORST REFS IN THE WORLD STRIKE AGAIN!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!

@CaptainDominicO You and the fainter are in the same WhatsApp group 😂😂

Sad story 😫 A man in Nyeri has fainted after realising that his mother-in-law is also the mother of the wife he was marrying 😌

@jumaf3 Waambie sawa and don't part with any cent, waitishe invoice, nenda nayo annex city hall confirm if it's true LIPA TU BUT MAKE SURE UKO KADI

Dear Kenyans, so, today, Kanjo guys from Nairobi County, reached out to my pool place which is under a bar and restaurant, and said, there is a new roll where every pool table has to pay Ksh 10,000 for a licence. If you have 3 pool tables like I am, I have to pay Ksh 30,000. When was this law passed and who authorized it? Is there such a law in place? And if I have 3 pool tables, why not treat them as a single business? @SakajaJohnson, answer this please. They have given us 3 days to pay... 😆😆😆. This country is sick.

@AbuZeenah_ Szczęsny

Guess The Player ? Level __100% Impossible

@damzychillin Both Zizu & Mikel should disappear 😂😂

Who has to stand for Zineden Zidane to sit down?

@SeekWiser_ 12 people. You and the 10 is 11 plus the killer 12....dead or alíve still people

How many people are still in the room?

@NostalgicHubb A Man

Can anyone crack this code? What was the fathers name?

@moneyacademyKE Not with the 180MT PMS expected in the next 2-3 weeks...mchezo wa town ..if anything fuel should drop next 21 days

The cost of fuel may go up higher in the next months after suppliers warned of higher prices for May–August shipments due to rising global oil costs. This has forced the government to use subsidies to lower the prices.

DECISIONS amongst them to 'gift' sh12/litre to PRIVATE companies causing the PUNITIVE fuel costs while cartels rake SUPER profits must be reversed ASAP and all CORRUPT public officials involved/benefiting PROSECUTED.Price controls must be REMOVED for COMPETITION to lower prices.

THESE TRICKS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY 1. Sudden panic attack – Touch something cold (water, phone, metal). Your brain switches from fear to safety mode. 2. Heart beating too fast – Cough 2–3 times forcefully. It resets your heart rhythm. 3. Can’t breathe properly – Put your hands on top of your head. Your lungs open up instantly. 4. Feeling dizzy – Focus on one spot and tense your legs. Blood rushes back to your brain. 5. Stuffy nose – Hold your breath and nod your head up & down slowly. Open blocked airways. 6. Sudden anxiety – Splash water on your face – it activates the calm reflex. 7. Can’t sleep – Exhale longer than you inhale (4–7 breathing). Your brain goes into sleep mode. If you want to learn more life-saving tips, turn on notifications.

@Wavinya_Ndeti Are we to assume since 2024 inspection and acceptance of the delivery hasn't been done, goods still in store or already used? WanTam 😡

RE: CLARIFICATION ON PENDING SUPPLIER PAYMENTS AND RECENT EVENTS IN MACHAKOS TOWN Fellow residents of Machakos County, I wish to address the public following recent statements and events involving Mr. Sammy Kioko and the concerns raised regarding alleged non-payment for supplies made to the County Government. First and foremost, I express concern over the unfortunate incident that occurred in Machakos Town on 31st March, 2026. As a County Government, we do not condone violence in any form and we urge all parties to exercise restraint and allow lawful and orderly processes to prevail. Let me take this opportunity to clarify the position of the County Government on this matter specifically and generally on the matter of pending bills . Our records indicate that Mr. Sammy Kioko is not a registered supplier of the County Government of Machakos. The entity that supplied Inspectorate uniforms is Movata Designs. For any individual to lawfully act on behalf of the company, proper legal authorization must be presented, including a valid Power of Attorney, formal appointment by the company, or representation through a qualified advocate. We acknowledge that supplies were made by Movata Designs, however, partial delivery occurred towards the close of the financial year 2023/2024 and therefore inspection and acceptance of the partial delivery could not be conducted. Movata Designs’ payment was therefore classified as a pending bill, in line with Public Finance Management procedures. As an administration committed to transparency and accountability, my government established a Pending Bills Committee to ascertain the existence, completeness, and legitimacy of projects underlying all pending bills. Further, upon the recommendation of the Office of the Auditor-General (OAG) and the Office of the Controller of Budget (OCoB), I constituted the Machakos County Pending Bills Verification Committee to rigorously verify inherited pending bills amounting to KES 3,812,256,795. Upon completion of this exercise, the Committee established that:  • KES 2,126,781,000 constituted eligible (payable) pending bills; and  • KES 1,685,475,795 were ineligible claims, comprising:  • KES 927,582,267 in unverified legal fees; and  • KES 757,893,528 relating to claims with incomplete documentation. Since assuming office, my administration has made deliberate and measurable progress. Out of the eligible historical pending bills of KES 2,126,781,000, we have already settled KES 642,345,765, leaving a balance of KES 1,484,435,235. This outstanding balance will be systematically addressed through the 1st Supplementary Budget for the Financial Year 2025/2026 and subsequent financial years, in line with available resources.

@everymovieplug The Rock and Cena blur the line between acting and wrestling—you half-expect to see them step into the ring mid-movie. Batista, on the other hand, fully transforms into a different persona. Nevertheless, I love them all.

Which wrestler is truly the best actor?

@MihrThakar President - Maraga Deputy Presidrnt - Omtata National Assembly Speaker- Sifuna Senate Speaker - Maanzo Nairobi Governor - Babu Treasury - Wanjigi Education - Nyoro Health - Matiangi Defense - Wamalwa Watch Kenya transform into the 1st world.

Kalonzo amesema Skiza Wakenya! Sifuna amesema Skiza Wakenya! Matiang’i amesema Skiza Wakenya! Maraga amesema Skiza Wakenya! Gachagua amesema Skiza Wakenya!