John Mwangi

@Elvis_Localman @Mutashi_MLO It is you who brought up comprison in terms of price and now you are trying to deflect. Wewe kwanza ni mjinga wa kujiona sana..ulituambia umejenga umenunua mbao ya 3 by 1 ft moja na mia tatu. Bladfkn liar.

@Mutashi_MLO I don’t want to know. Android is android and it’s for people who can’t afford proper phones.

The iPhone hate is majorly due to affordability issues but it’s usually forced down by some nonsensical analysis yet we know it’s the price they can’t match so they have to cope with Samsung is better. Android is just android

@LemayianLeiyan NHC ndiyo nini?

Ndo zimeshika sasa, wtf are you doing removing doors where a 7 year old and a two weeks old living at?! Kama NHC wamekufanyia hivi before na umekuwa ukilipa rent nishow 😡

@haidaer__ Ndiyo maana sina haraka,ile siku nitapata pesa Nitatafuna kutafuna ile mbaya.

Until death a man is always in his prime.

@Halimaprinces Nimecheka.. nimekumbuka picha fulani... Doggy wakiwa kwa line,kila mmoja akiongojea shot yake.

Niko na watu baby 😂... you wanna join the queue?

@sonyiaa_ Hutu wa Uganda sio mwanaume?

Kenyan Ugandan Prostitute vs Prostitute

@FauzKhalid He looks like SEAN the Sean and marley if you know you know.

Tariq Dunga and one of his fans🤣

Waxaan ka codsanayaa ummada ila dhalatey iney kafeejignaadaan ineeysan u jawaabin kuwa qoloyiinka kale ah oo qoraayaa waxyaba naceeb ah mise caay ah, sababtoo ah lacag bey kaga raadsanaayaan jawaabihiina. Shibta haa loogu dadaalo. Ma is fahamnay?

@MsMiriti Vaa HIJAB kwanza.. wewe mwenyewe matiti zako ziko wazi. Jistiri kwanza.

If you want Allah to fix your affairs, your iman, your situation, then fix your relationship with Allah.

@wak1li Huyu nikama alitafuta Dick.

Update: Found miles away safe and sound. Alhamdullillah. Thank you all

@Hashi25979Hashi Makau kweli ataelewa hii Rusungu? My lord!!

Sometimes you come across an idiot and you just wonder if this country will be in safe hands if we decide to choose someone with his last name. No wonder, Kenyans are apprehensive. Now I know why…

@NjeriBt Huyo lazima ni Fayaaz... The half baniani half Emirati,half Portuguese.

I hope my twitter boyfriend knows we're an item.

@georgediano Kwani alitomba dada yako? Inakuhusu wewe vp?

In front of you is Somalia’s Ambassador to Kenya, Jabril Abdulle. He's a full-time slay king & part-time ambassador of soft life. The man spends more time on Instagram and Snapchat than Aziad. If he’s not at BBS Mall irrigating his throat with soft drinks, he’s somewhere in Kilimani launching salons belonging to his Side hens. This brother moves from spa to spa like he’s conducting a national inspection, allegedly searching for yellow-yellow damsels to discuss bilateral relations. Some frustrated men in Kilimani have now come forward claiming Jabril has been supplying high voltage electricity to their women. Walimwengu are saying his wallet speaks more fluently than he does, once he flashes a few dollars to your woman, she'll start negotiating foreign policy while naked. And as if that’s not enough, mkuu is allegedly one of the miraa cartels, reportedly taking a percentage of all the miraa earnings from exports to Somalia, while miraa farmers in Meru are left surviving on hope. When I saw Aoko exposing her as an Al-shabab financier & that he was supplying high voltage electricity to a 17 year old girl, I wasn't surprised. This man is a mikora ya town. Na kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@Alfayaz11 Umesema nywele hupandi,ama utazihitaji 1 million grafts? Lol!

Boys trip ritual the 11am coffee.

@LemayianLeiyan Lema kwani uko Kajiado?

Kuja Texas utanipata 🤭

@ivymuthe Hutu ni lecturer pale JKUAT.

Akothee was spotted with another Old White man which many people claim is Vladimir Putin

@kilundeezy Huyu matako ali Dm Ruto eti anadai chapa.. Yow,kujia Bongo Dar es Salaaam.

I still don’t understand how this two can be related

@MakauWaMuli Four somali herders died in Tseikuru.. ongeza Adan yule jamaa aliuliwa na kyalo.. ju kyalo bado ni mkamba..

Somali herders from Garissa caused this in Mwingi.

@kilundeezy Sasa kilundeezy wewe ni matako. Inakuhusu vp? Pilipili usioila yakwashia nini?

Btw how do we expect somalis to behave when one clan dominates and hates the other clans honestly!!

@Halimaprinces Wataita wamebeba Haga lakini sio sura. Weka sura tuone kama utashinda huyu mrembo.

Hehe!!...umetembea Taita bro 😂

@jimNjue_ Sawa nakubaliana na wewe lakini kabla tufike pale tutoe ufisadi Kenya.

Even if you don’t like them, you must admit, Somalis Perform exceptionally well under Kenyan Rule. The more Kenyan a Somali is, the more successful he is. Case Study: Eastleigh. Somalia has the longest and Most Beautiful coastline in Africa. If we Kenyanised the whole of Somalia, they would build Cities so beautiful and prosperous, the Gulf States would look like poor villages in comparison. We just need to change the name from Somalia to Horn of Kenya.