John Paul

Breaking news: Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a press conference, Premier Mark Carney said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of math instruction. ‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' ‘They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns” but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.” When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Carney said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister. O Canada! 😂

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@MwangiJP Hello John. Thank you for engaging us. Our Swift code is EQBLKENA and the Kikuyu branch code is 057.  Let's know if you need anything else.

@osoroKE 😂😂 What is this now surely?

Ukishukishwa Amsterdam na hujui njia inabidi uulizie

Gold.. 😂😂

@kiagiri And thrilled to see that the film is on Netflix!

Time to read Hillbilly Elegy? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Kenyans have made it clear that whoever is appointed to cabinet - or any state job - works for the people, not the president. Many operated with impunity and/or contempt. No more. Madharau na kiburi inaisha

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At this rate all Kenyans & GenZ of goodwill should Stop the protests now because they have been hijacked by real goons. Anarchy & destruction of property and livelihoods was not the goal. Serikali iingilie kati ata kama ni KDF or a curfew. Too much destruction!

@Rhymaholic @RobertAlai Honestly I am inclined to believe that even if he were to resign, the protests would still continue under new premises. These are not protesters but goons & vandals out to reap where they have not sown.

@RobertAlai I think burning random vehicles and businesses is not a good thing. Ruto will bring this country to the dirt. He should just resign for the sake of the country.

We are destroying this country. What’s the protest about now? You don’t want meetings and have no leaders. But what are you fighting for?

@mumbimakanga Should the spokespeople misrepresent the movement they can be replaced!

@mumbimakanga There could be multiple spokespeople or reps, the title doesn't have to be Leader, just a well organised group which can represent the movement in the right forums where decisions are made and, which will keep the government accountable.

If the great GenZ movement continues without any structure for too long it will inevitably be hijacked by characters like these or others. Afadhali ata mchague 10-20 of the realest reps on an X Space ama X Polls. Otherwise the objectives will be lost! #OccupyEverywhere

@Lewis42911329 I agree, but considering GenZ ndio wametufikisha hapa, any genuine representation has to be led by authentic GenZ alongside the rest na wazae pia. Millennials kurudi nyuma we had our time but we didn't resist to this level.

@MwangiJP What you are all forgetting is hii si story ya gen z pekee..pia wazae wako ni venye hawatokei.

@anonymousA54 Manze, hawa ni wakora 😂

@MwangiJP Sisi Gen Z's hata hatuna hizo vitambi kubwa

@nuuriega22 😂😂😂 Ati ndio ikuwe fun

Asking for tear gas from the police is not something normal. We can agree, mentally these guys aren't okay and I do believe Ruto is responsible for their insanity or what do you think? #OccupyEverywhere #RutoMustResignNow #RutoMustGo

@MarionCherono9 @bonaogeto @KhalifKairo Sure.. and then what after marching to the gate? 😀. Winning the long game requires a reasonable strategy & not sensationalism. The immediate battle is already won, which was withdrawal of the Bill, unless they turn again. Anyways, tuseme kila mtu na maoni yake.

@MwangiJP @bonaogeto @KhalifKairo Matching to State House was Symbolic. Keep Up!

Look at the guys pushing for this anarchy na utarealize wengi wao have nothing to lose. The’re many of us who went to the streets with very genuine intentions. Today we are being called traitors despite government yielding. Tragic change of events, but what to do? we just watch😅

@bonaogeto @KhalifKairo Not here to support Kairo , but what exactly should happen when the protestors get to Statehouse?

@KhalifKairo This is where you go wrong, Kairo. We only achieved one thing. There are many other issues that haven't been dealt with. 1. The Githurai Massacre 2. Corruption 3. Government expenditure 4. Independence of arm of Government 5. High cost of living, etc

Solidarity @edwinsifuna ✊🏽🇰🇪 #RejectFinanceBill2024

@C_NyaKundiH Our leader is the Constitution of Kenya…let them follow and implement it. Its enough..!

@WairimuThiauri Very disappointing! Yaani mpaka nimem-unfollow, can't stand seeing him on my timeline anymore 😡

Nothing on police brutality, bad governance, or the finance bill. What???????????