✨️💫space clownboy🤡🤠

I'm 2 for the price of 1

the sharing algorithm has castrated any platform I used to have, but I pray that the people who might take an interest in my subject matter will consume and share at will, despite the muskarithm 😁❤️

"literally" means "within literature" "as a metaphor" "descriptively" "actually" means "it fucking happened" "it actually happened and I was there" "I have visual and or physical evidence that it happened" get better at English y'all

crazy that we use 'literally' which kind of means "within literature" to equate with 'actually' which means "yeah it happened, like for real"

context: actually (not literally) any time an adult took their power and leveraged it against you in order that you might feel physical pain (unrelated to what they were trying to 'teach you')

who got spanked or hit as a kid?

PSA my partner is the most wonderful person in the world

@mollzter_ they always do 🖤

things will get better

The smile may be there but the light is gone

I know it's not true but I feel like everyone can tell when my show eyes are dead eyes

Don't advertise hybrid cars to me while I'm watching top gear. thats just missing the point entirely.

tee hee!!!

nice

@tmitchtweets boo!!

please tell me I'm not the only one

I'm so so sorry @ gay culture but I have to be the one to admit that the Barbie movie was 1. only okay and 2. the portrayal of @Mattel execs as innocent dummies is gonna inform our buy in to excessive money grab ops for those same execs. we got suckered y'all.

@ghostratt Okay, but if you were on too hot to handle imagine how much harder it would be to get off secretly

@tinyglassesking we were so excited for a movie we could really dive into in therapy

my therapist told me i was the 4th person to bring up the barbie movie to her in a session in the last week LMAO

@tmitchtweets and an email addr

it's sort of existentially arousing

y'all ever been trans in Iowa?