My Friend Peter

@HARPER04_5 @celtics @76ers They lost because they started your son.

I love basketball can someone explain to me the last 5 mins of @celtics and @76ers game? Boston down by 1 & 3 and keep shooting 3s…. Please help me.

@UnderdogNBA This nigga is an arm grabbing ho. He can’t talk shit.

Jaylen Brown on Joel Embiid: “We didn't really have the answers for him. We tried a bunch of different things. He's a big body. He also was flopping around. He got some extra calls ... they rewarded him for that, but that's the league we’re in.”

@KentuckyDerby *cough* she could use a trainer herself *cough*

The moment Cherie DeVaux became the first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby.

@Bluelov21790224 My nana just said the same thing.

If the 76ers win, i’ll post hole

@TheRichMackey I spy a mudshark.

@nypost The funnel cake was AMAZING this year.

Brutal 'rape festival' in Nigeria sparks outrage worldwide after horrifying video of men chasing women through streets surfaces trib.al/oGBkgss

@MattLeinartQB The test:

I am definitely being tested right now in a way I didnt think was possible.

@SonsofSatVT Why’s he look like @Grover ?

Happy Friday, Hokies. 🫡 Namastekitchen_VT on IG.

@alphafox One thing she’ll never win is the heart and love of a man.

Woman wins blackbelt of the year by destroying balsa wood:

@AnyCoastCounts @coachjfranklin You’re wellcum Dave.

@MyFriendPeter69 @coachjfranklin Thanks for your input.

#LGH Friday Vibes First commit of 2046

@elanz25 @washghost1 ‘Alexa, play Humblebrag by @elanz25 ‘

Did they ever figure out who this lady is

@johnrees893 @JomboyMedia Don’t make fun of my silly rabbit costume, John.

@MyFriendPeter69 @JomboyMedia 😆 🤣 😂 Look at this cunt.. What a fag..

The fan who retrieved a home run ball next to a young girl apologized on a local news station. The girl had a message for him as well

@JennyBoylan ‘Check out Jenny’s balls.’

Next stop: my 50th reunion at my all-boys high school.

i’m bored plz send car pics

@PhilsTailgate If she’s the 1B umpire, then who’s making the sandwiches?

MLB has designated umpire Jen Pawol as the extra umpire for today’s doubleheader between the Phillies & Giants. Pawol will be the 1st Base Umpire for Game 1.

@Phillies @PhilliesCBP You fuckers couldn’t do this earlier?

Tonight’s Phillies Game Postponed and Rescheduled as Part of a Split Doubleheader on Thursday, April 30 Thursday’s originally scheduled day game will now begin at 12:35 p.m. Visit phillies.com/postponement for additional information.

@coachjfranklin @hodakotb Nice Parsons jersey. Couldn’t find a V Tech legends jersey, dickwad?

Great having Hokie Legend @HodaKotb and her family stop by. Can't wait to have them back this Fall. #LGH

@TMZ She’s got that look that says ‘Ya know what? When I think about it his cock did taste a little like baked russini.’

👀 Mike Vrabel's wife Jen was spotted with her wedding ring on amid the scandal. Photos: tmz.me/tqKxak4